UHURA: Still no sign of Rat Boy, Captain.
TOS Caption Contest #226: Comm Jobs
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UHURA: Still no sign of Rat Boy, Captain.
UHURA: "Captain, I have been pressing F5 every minute on the minute for the past hour and there has been no update! Go check on your Farmville or something!"
KIRK: Nice technique.
I once saw a girl in a cabaret on Risa do the same thing with a kielbasa.
Chekov's joy at finding out he'd get to do an ear slug scene in the second movie was MORE than obvious.
UHURA: If this Caption Contest goes on any longer I'm gonna develop one helluva case of carpal tunnel...
SPOCK: Bridge to Captain.
Sir, the repair team is almost completed and Mister Scott wants to know if he can finally wash his kilt...it has been two weeks.
UHURA: Damned showoff.
You don't see ME jumping up and down because I tested Herpes-negative.
Spock: "Little did these comm officers realize that they were entering... the twilight zone."
Spock: "...until our esteemed captain started screaming that he saw a creature prowling around on the outside of the ship."
SPOCK: Bridge to Captain.
Sir, it appears the brand-new, all-satin repair crew jumpsuits are working like a charm.
And the comments are almost all positive.
Sooooooo.... still no sign of Rat Boy, dunno what's going on, but I think the proper course is to keep the ones that are here going for awhile longer, maybe one more week. I've got a PM sent to him, hoping all is well. I'm going to risk the wrath of Rat Boy and add a couple new pictures and give us something new to work with. My hope is that Rat Boy will return tomorrow and give us a new contest, in the meantime, we should have some fun!
McCoy: Come on Spock, we're taking you to Sickbay so I can comment on your green blood again.
Scotty: The Captain is in trouble? Then it's time for SCOTTY TO THE RESCUE!
McCoy: Come on Spock, we're taking you to Sickbay so I can comment on your green blood again.
Scotty: The Captain is in trouble? Then it's time for SCOTTY TO THE RESCUE!
Kirk: "Spock, it's been 36 hours straight. Enough is enough."
Spock: "But I almost had it.. just one bird used for every stage, until the last one. Those insidious pigs. They laugh at me."
McCoy: "C'mon, Spock. I've got just the sedative for you."
Scotty: "And just how in blazes did Mr. Spock manage to get Angry Birds installed at his station?"
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Uhura: "Thank god the nude jumping jacks are no longer in fashion!"
(I haven't peeked in here for quite a while. I didn't realize Ratboy has been AWOL. Now i'm gonna start worrying about him!! RATBOY, please let us know you are ok!)
Scotty: "Aye, nothing can keep a good Scotsman from a manly game of golf! In winter, with snow on the ground, we play with red balls!"
Uhura: "That's probably because of those kilts."
Kirk: "Come on, Spock, give it up! You're exhausted!"
Spock: "But...there has to be a reason! Two girls, one cup? There has to be a logical reason!"
Scotty: I like this ship! It's dramatic!
Scotty: "Aye, this is me place, lass. Aboard th' Enterprise, is where I'll always be. Even when Captain Kirk leaves for the admiralty. The food's not so great an' the quarters a wee bit small. But th' gymnasium is mighty fine; I'm in it every day. I'll always be fit, at least."
Scotty: "Shazam!"
Scotty: Aye, lad.
I was the inspiration for the Brawny paper towel guy.
Got somethin' to say about it?
SPOCK: Submitted for your approval.
Two men in really swishy satin jumpsuits working on blown circuitry...
Does anybody know Rat boy outside this forum? Not to be too morbid, but there's been a couple of member losses in the past year or so and this makes me nervous.