TOS Caption Contest #224: Keeping An Eye On Things

[Gary7]

Kirk: Strange... some kind of mint and tobacco aroma.
McCoy: (leans over) *blurp!* (into the cup)
Kirk: (looks over at McCoy) "Oh no, don't tell me Bones... you're not doing that 'country doctor' thing, are you?"
McCoy: "Just a pinch b'tween yer cheek 'n gum, Jimmy boy."

Lt. Hadley: *sniff, sniff* What's that smell? "Sir, what did you have for lunch?"
Scotty: "Laddie, the new meal cards came in. Had me a nice big bowl of Haggis."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Kirk to Security, McCoy's on the bridge and drunk.

SECURITY CHIEF (over comm): Sorry sir, it won't happen again.

 

[milo bloom]

Kirk: "Why is your scotch and soda in a paper cup, Bones?"
McCoy: "New rule after Spock tried to cut a bitch with a broken beer bottle during his last ponn farr."

Scotty grumbling to himself: " 'The second officer position is just a formality' they said... 'you'll never get stuck with bridge duty, you can polish your dilithium crystals all day long' they promised."

 

[Isis]

Only too late did Dr. McCoy realize that maybe it wasn't a good idea to bring your mint julep into the room where the medical adhesives are prepared.

"Bring Your Great Grandfather to Work Day" was not a success on the Enterprise.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORGE KIRK, Sr: And then there was that time near the Klingon border, just before Jimmy was born......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

SULU: Dang, I wanted to hear that story.

 

[Isis]

When J.J. Abrams made his second Star Trek film, they tried various William Shatner cameos, but none of them quite worked.

 

[Isis]

Only too late did Dr. McCoy realize that maybe it wasn't a good idea to bring your mint julep into the room where the medical adhesives are prepared. (The only good thing was that at least he didn't have to worry about his dentures falling out that day.)

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Did you spike the water supply again?

MCCOY: Maybe...

KIRK: So, Lincoln floating in space....?

 

[Gary7]

Lt. Hadley: Wait a minute... ummm, these controls... I think I'm sitting on the wrong side!

Kirk: (talking in his sleep) "Mmmmm.... That's it. Ohhhhh... yeah.... gimme some of that freedom Uhura, like only you can do."
Uhura: "Oh no..."
Sulu: "Heh, looks like the cat's out of the bag!" *snicker*

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "... oh Bones, Scotty wanted to me to remind you that engineering would be repainting the railings on the bridge this morning."

McCoy looks at the palm of his left hand, "Shit."

 

[Isis]

Scotty (to self): "This is the life. The Big Three on an away mission and the guy with the narrowest shoulders in the quadrant driving the ship. Wahoo--I'm indisputably in command."

 

[Isis]

Scotty (to self): "This is the life. The Big Three on an away mission and the guy with the narrowest shoulders in the quadrant driving the ship. Wahoo--I'm indisputably in command."

Uhura (directing thought waves toward Scotty): "Come again, shu-gah?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: I'm telling you Jim, adding that stripper pole was the best idea you've ever had.

 

[cooleddie74]

Maxwell House.

For those special times with friends and Hortas.(TM)

SCOTTY: Scott to Captain.

Sir, we've encountered a WEE bit of a problem up here. Does Mister Spock happen to know how to use a mind meld to get out of a fender-bender?

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: This coffee tastes funny.

KIRK: That's because it's Postum.

Starfleet budget cuts.

 

[Gary7]

Colbert: "Hey Scottie, tell me, what do you get when you cross a wormhole with a--"
Scotty: "Aw, great. Another away mission, an' I get stuck here with th' comedian."

 

[highlander]

Bones: (singing) "The best part of waking up.... is bourbon in your cup."

 

[Isis]

Uhura: "Is there someone named Denny Crane on the bridge? With TOS' 1960s mentality, the writers thought it would be OK to have the main female character inexplicably leave her critical communications post on the bridge...in order to escort Mr. Crane to sick bay for his daily hemorrhoid treatment."

 

[Bob Karo]

Scott: Alright, let's maintain orbit over the landing party.

Hadley: Okay, right...... that's the button over here on the right?

Scott: I never thought I'd miss that little Russian fella.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: (thinking) Who the hell are these people? Maybe I should spend more time on the bridge.