TOS Caption Contest #212: An Answer

[Isis]

Jim Kirk had become so promiscuous that even his sperm cells started keeping an eye on him.

(With apologies to Woody Allen, director and screenplay writer of Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask...)

 

[Kirby]

Spock: I fail to understand the logic of wearing a 'puffy shirt' on a televised broadcast, even if she was a low-talker.

Redshirt Ron: No seriously guys, we can pull this off. Anyone ever see the ancient earth movie "Weekend at Bernies?"

 

[Isis]

Redshirt on the left: "What are we going to do? Sickbay is full."

Redshirt in the middle: "Beg Dr. McCoy to make a house call?"

Redshirt on the right: "I'll tell you one thing. Kirk is gonna have to get MTV blocked...and fast."

 

[LeadHead]

Redshirt on the left: "What are we going to do? Sickbay is full."

Redshirt in the middle: "Beg Dr. McCoy to make a house call?"

Redshirt on the right: No, we're not doing that again, last time he brought in Doctor House, he called everyone with a redshirt an idiot.