TOS Caption Contest #212: An Answer

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Um ... this ain't my bag, baby.
Guy in Black 1: That's not what Spock-O says Jimmy-boy.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Igor, get the bags."

Igor: "All right, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Justman (off-stage): Bill, your pants are going south again.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "But...but..."

Bookie #1: "Nice try; we know you bet it all on the Steelers. Now pay up, asshole."

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Redshirt: ''So, none of us died for more than five episodes, so now you're sending some kind of ninjas after us?!''
Kirk: ''Ninjas, what freakin' ninjas? You're all going to court martial for this, you know!''
Redshirt: ''What ninjas, you say? Alright...''

Ninja: ''Black alert time, muthaf#$ka...''

 

[Mistral]

Redshirt Ron: "Jeez, he's dead!"

Tommy Target: "I don't get it! We didn't hit him more than 20-30 times...each. What do you think killed him?"

 

[ItsGreen]

I'm not taking any chances!
I've alway heard that you don't want to wear a red shirt on landing-party duty.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: I swear her name was Abby, Abby something?
Gideon humpback: Abby Normal perhaps ....ba-dum-bum......

I see I wasn't hte only one thinking about adding his face to one of those guys...

 

[Isis]

George Clooney is much older than he looks. His first television role was a brief appearance on TOS (above right).

 

[ItsGreen]

It appears that this post will be the 15th
and therefore the final one on this page. Fascinating!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Fascinating. Ms. Pacman is remarkable similar to original Pacman.

Redshirt: A yellowshirt is dead! Should we warn the rest of them?

Rowe: Just the Captain and Sulu, maybe if we put Chekov in some danger, his huge wig will get destroyed.

Kirk: Let me go!

Gideon Thug #1: Why?

Kirk: Why not?

Gideon Thug #1: Huh. Can't beat that. Let him go.

Gideon Thug #2: We really suck at this, don't we?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy (sotto voce): "You have to admit, Rand is very beautiful, Jim. You ever think about 'bending the rules' a little?"
Kirk: "Can't, Bones. As commanding officer, I have to be concerned with crew efficiency, and if I ever mussed up that hair-do of hers, she'd be off the duty roster for at least a week putting it back together!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: Spock, what are you reading in terms of atmosphere on this planet?
Spock: One moment, captain. Adjusting.
Kirk: Adjusting? You've had your nose stuck in that viewer ever since we dropped out of orbit. What've you been looking at?
Spock: Captain, there is a thing that happens to Vulcans at this time, almost an insanity which you would no doubt find distasteful --
Kirk: Spare the excuses, Spock. Dirty books?
Spock: ...yes, captain. Dirty books. Dirty, dirty books.

Kirk: But I don't WANT to join your Skull and Bones society!

 

[ItsGreen]

Lunch is over...come along now Mr. Shatner.
It's time for your afternoons hair, wardrobe and make-up session!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Fascinating. A zero calorie cola."

Kirk: "That's great, Spock, but I asked about that glowing cube ahead of us."

Redshirt Ron: "He's passed out drunk. Quick, get the Sharpie!"

*all giggle*

Kirk: "Well, this is another fine mess...wait, not fine. Creepy with black tights that leave little to the imagination."

 

[M'Sharak]

Redshirt Ron: What do you guys think - too much on the eyeshadow?

 

[LeadHead]

Rowe: Take him.

Redshirt: Where?

Rowe: Good question. I don't know where Sickbay is, Redshirts aren't allowed there.

 

[Nerys Myk]

REDSHIRT RON: Bridge, I've got a 10-07: Officer down

BRIDGE OFFICER: [over comm] I thought that was a 10-82.

REDSHIRT RON: No, sir. A 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Captain Kirk's quarters.

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Would you keep it down, Captain? You know I don't like to be interrupted when my stories are on."

 

[Nerys Myk]

RAND (thinking): He's found those nude pics I did in college, I just know it!

SPOCK (thinking):Yes, yes I did.