TOS Caption Contest #188: Doctor, Who's On First?

[ItsGreen]

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[MANT!]

Spock--"DON'T MAKE ME GO VULCAN ON YOUR ASS!!!"
McCoy--"Good ?Bad? I've got the phaser, you green-blooded sonofabitch..

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Which one of us did Mitchell say was a "walking freezer unit"?

 

[M'Sharak]

How do you type the musical notes?

I think those came from the Windows Character Map.

Alt+13 = ♪
Alt+14 = ♫

Thanks, but I tried it and it didn't work...

"Try holding down the 'Alt' key while typing the digits on the numeric keypad!"

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Tapes are burned out, trying the memory banks. Fascinating, the log reads: "Holy Crap! One of our crew gained superhuman powers! We're gonna have to destroy the ship! DON'T CROSS THE GALACTIC BARRIER!"

Kirk: Opinions?

Piper: All we know for sure is the Valiant was destroyed.

Sulu: But-

Piper: I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. We should head through the Galactic Barrier.

Scotty: 20 bucks says he's gone by the next episode.

 

[Maurice]

♫ Which of these things is not like the others...? ♫

How do you type the musical notes?

On a PC, while holding down Alternate type 1 and then 3 (or 1 and 4) on the numeric keypad. When you release the Alternate key, the symbols should appear where your cursor is. You can also open the Windows Character Map program and just click on the symbol.

BONES: N...Nancy?
SPOCK: THE WOMAN!

 

[Mistral]

Spock: "Are you mad?!? You can't shoot a roach with one of those!"

McCoy: "I can if I aim and pull the trigger!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Shoot it! It's killing the captain!"

McCoy: "But it looks so much like Nancy!"

Spock: "It was fucking that douchebag Crater!"

*McCoy fires*

 

[F. King Daniel]

McCoy: "...green-blooded hobgoblin."

Spock: "You take that back!!"

 

[WendyNotsid]

Pike: "Wait, I'm a little confused, I thought I was the one who was supposed to give you a urine sample."

"You were right, this on-bridge pajama party was definitely a bad idea."

Spock: "Dr, I know it was you who put the Bengay in my pants and trust me, a phaser isn't going to save you now!"

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: It's a Monster! Kill it!

McCoy: It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!

Spock: Oh, it's Mr. Burns. KILL IT! KILL IT!

 

[jep]

Spock: "You have to help me doctor... Sulu wants to Pon Farr me!!!


Sulu (OS ): "Ahhhh... there you are, sexy. Come here."



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[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY (thinking):There must be a way to find out if the curtins match the carpet.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Dehner: "Looks like they're going to try another 'Is Sulu gay?' thread on the TBBS."

Scott: Ach, this isnae going tae end well."

Sulu: thinking "But am I or aren't I?"

 

[Isis]

Doohan (to self): "Since they're only keeping two of us, I'll focus on getting the chick and the geezer out of here. That Asian guy's no threat--what's he gonna be doing forty years from now? Hawking TVs or something?"

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Pike: "What is that? A martini?"

Boyce: "No, water. Now settle down, it's time for bed

Scotty: "I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!"

Spock: "THIS IS SPARTA!"

McCoy: "Dammit Spock, I'm a doctor not a internet meme!"

 

[Kirby]

Doctor: One more Captain.
Pike: I hate this.
Doctor: I know, but until we get the urinealysis machine fixed you've got the most sensitive tastebuds.
Pike: That reminds me, did Ensign Jefferson get her anti-biotics?

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: You and my mother!!!!????

MCCOY: Shut up Spock. I got Sarek cornered and I can't cover both of you!!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: I like big butts and I cannot lie!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (off camera): "There's a strict regulation about wearing a bra while on duty, Doctor."

Dehner: "Sorry."

Kirk (off camera): "I meant Piper!"