TOS Caption Contest #188: Doctor, Who's On First?
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Boyce: "So what do you think of the new uniforms? Pretty comfortable, and better looking than that velour getup of yours."
Pike: "They'll never catch on. They look like pajamas."
Kirk: "Don't worry people, the correct uniforms will be delivered on Tuesday. You'll have your red shirt, Mr Scott."
Scott: "No need tae rush, Captain."
Spock: "It's not Nancy, Doctor, it's a shapeshifter. Now shoot it!"
McCoy: "Of course I know it's a shapeshifter. Last night in bed it looked like your mother."
Doctor: "Chris, have you ever known the loving embrace of another man?"
Pike: "Uh, no, Doc, I can honestly say I haven't. Why?"
Doctor: "No reason. Say, try this new drink I found!"
Pike: "What is it?"
Doctor: "It's 'Rohypna-hol'. I picked it up in San Francisco. Now... bottoms up! (Giggle)"
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Pike: "I didn't know you were a bartender."
Boyce: "My family was poor; needed a way to get through my undergrad."
Pike: "So how'd you get through grad school and your doctorate?"
Boyce: "Let's just say there's some things you'd tell your male stripper that you wouldn't tell your bartender or doctor."
I think those came from the Windows Character Map.How do you type the musical notes?
Alt+13 = ♪
Alt+14 = ♫
"My name is Edith Ann, and I'm only five and a half years
old. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH! Thpbpbpbpbpbpbp!"
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Spock: Shoot that Nancy bitch, doctor! That's my man!
"Bunz" Spock: Motherfucker, are you waiting for it to kill me before you decide to help a brother out?"
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Spock: "I want my money, man!"
McCoy: "We don't use money in the 22nd century."
Spock: "Bullshit! I want my money, man!"
McCoy: "Chubby Captain Season."
Spock: "Salt Vampire Season."
McCoy: "Chubby Captain Season."
Spock: "Salt Vampire Season."
McCoy: "Chubby Captain Season."
Spock: "Salt Vampire Season."
McCoy: "Chubby Captain Season."
Spock: "Salt Vampire Season."
McCoy: "Chubby Captain Season."
Spock: "Chubby Captain Season."
McCoy: "Salt Vampire Season."
Spock: "Chubby Captain Season. Fire!"
Mitchell: Department heads Sir, you wanted everyone here before we left the galaxy.
Kirk: All right people, by the time we get back we're gonna make a few changes here. Scotty, you'll find a color that looks better on you. Sulu, same instructions but you're fired from the Sciences department, figure something else out. Dr. Piper, you'll somehow turn into a much more interesting and humorous Doctor.
Piper: Can I change my name?
Kirk: Oh GOD yes.
Spock: Shoot it! It's killing the captain!
McCoy: I don't think she's killing him...
Kirk (off-camera): Oh....Nancy, I've never been sucked by ten fingers before.
Pike: "You want me to fill the cup with what??"
Scotty: Those bastards said we were wearing gold today!
Crystal Meths Spock: "WHY DOESN'T THIS WALL HAVE A HOLE IN IT?!?!"
Boyce: "It's my most famous concoction. Go ahead. Take a whiff."
Pike: "I'm... getting... sleepy..."
Boyce: "Heh, works every time."
Scotty: "He canna be serious--promoting that little wimp ta Helmsman, is he? If that happens, I'm stormin' outta here. Unless of course, I get somethin' better."
Nimoy: "You're a doctor, not a sharp shooter!"
Deforest: "Isn't that supposed to be my line?"
Thanks, but I tried it and it didn't work...I think those came from the Windows Character Map.How do you type the musical notes?
Alt+13 = ♪
Alt+14 = ♫
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