TOS Caption Contest #180: No Bones About It

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Crap. I thought they meant Assocation Football.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Screw this. I'll see if they're still having tryouts for the Admiral Ackbar mascot."

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: I guess he's not a big fan of "Night of the Lepus".

 

[Rat Boy]

T'Pau: "Did thee bring enough gum for everyone?"

McCoy: "Uh, no?"

*slice*

Kirk: "Man, they're strict."

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Bones, did she say the "Iron Womb?"

McCoy: "No Jim, she said 'Ahn'woon'."

Kirk: "Oh thank god... I thought maybe they had brought my ex-wife here."



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[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Damn it Bones, pay your alimony on time!

 

[jep]

Kirk: "I told you Bones: Red sky in the morning, doctor take warning. But would you listen? Nooooooo."

McCoy: "Damnit Jim, the sky's ALWAYS red here!"



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[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Calling the guard "jiffypop" was a bad idea, Bones.

 

[jtkirk]

"Only 2 procedures? In a pig's eye!"

 

[LeadHead]

Guy: Where are my keys?

McCoy: Your pocket, you moron.

Kirk: I will fight Spock.

McCoy: Yes! McCoy to Enterprise. 100 bucks on Spock to win in the 5th round.

Guard: Illogical wager.

McCoy: Good point, make it 200 bucks for a TKO in the 4th instead.

 

[Isis]

McCoy had to learn that some uses of jazz hands were just plain inappropriate.

McCoy (to himself): "Hmmm, which saltshakers will I impress them with today?"