TOS Caption Contest #179: For Those About To Spock...

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA: Remember, Spock...

You NEEDED this...for your own good!!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Those clouds look amazing!

Leila: Wow, you really needed more spores than the rest of us. There aren't any clouds up there.

Amanda: Spock, you must save your father!

Spock: Sure, as soon as we've stopped the alien attacker, break an antennae of the guy who stabbed Kirk and win the lottery.

Uhura: (over comm) Today's Starfleet Lucky Redshirt Lotto numbers are: 7, 12, 42 and 47.

Spock: One down.

Kirk: What? I want to get to wear hats when we go to alien planets too!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: So, when are they putting the finishing touches on your Wolf Man make up?

 

[Kirk here]

Let me think...which fictional story is the real one?

;o)

 

[T'Girl]

Let me think...which fictional story is the real one?

Garak: My dear Kirk here . . . they're all real ones.

Kirk here: Even the lies?

Garak: Especially the lies

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "You are aware, Jim, that today is Captain Picard Day, not Mr. Spock Day."

Kirk: "I really didn't want to go through the hassle of making myself look bald."

Sulu (off camera): "Really? I heard it wasn't that hard."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: How do I look?

SPOCK: I will never get aroused again...if THAT sufficiently describes anything.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: And that cloud...over there...

reminds me of the time I spooned with the Doctor in sickbay when the ship's power temporarily failed and life support was on bare minimum.

AMANDA: Your father NEEDS YOU!!!

SPOCK: The only thing I need...is the rhythym of the music, Mother.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: It's a good thing everybody decided to stay here on the planet. Now we won't be so worried when the Planet Killer, Giant Space Amoeba, the Dikorium Cloud Creature and Nomad turn up.

 

[cooleddie74]

LEILA: Your hair is so smooth and healthy-feeling.

SPOCK: It's the Pantene Pro-Plus(TM).

 

[Nerys Myk]

LEILA: Your hair is so smooth and healthy-feeling.

SPOCK: It's the Pantene Pro-Plus(TM).

Reminded me of this oldie but ( hopefully) a goodie

Spock's brief career as a model

 

[alte]

"Gee, your hair..."

Utter Genius...Utter, Utter Genius.

Especially if you're old enough to remember those commercials. Not that...I'm admitting it or anything...

 

[Kirk here]

Let me think...which fictional story is the real one?

;o)

Oops. I don't know how this got posted here, since I never (until now) opened this thread.

 

[Rat Boy]

Amanda: "Son, is there a reason you're playing a vuvuzela with your ass?"

 

[T'Girl]

Spock: "The Enterprise's shields are operating on a modulation of two five seven point four."

Replicator Leila pushes her fingers deeper into Spock's brain.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: I think I feel fire ants crawling on my taint.

 

[Rat Boy]

SPOCK: I think I feel fire ants crawling on my taint.

Spock: "Oh wait, that's just Sulu."

Leila: "Sulu?"

Sulu: "Oh my!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: I hope that's your leg and not a penis.

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Leila, are you sure dreads are really 'me'?"

The writers realized they were running out of ideas when they had Amanda try to hit Spock over the head with an imaginary vase.

Spock: "I resemble that remark."

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Spock can I ask you a personal question?

Spock: Yes, Captain?

Kirk: Since now I've got a bifurcated pecker how do I pee? Do I just use one of them, use one then the other, alternate between the two, or use both at the same time?