TOS Caption Contest #175: Sakes Alive, It's 175!

[tharpdevenport]

Forest Spock:

 

[Maurice]

RODDENBERRY: I've got good news and bad news about the budget regarding day players...

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Martin Luther King, Jr. (off-camera): I've never seen this woman in my life.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk (Over Intercom): "I need those engines online Scotty!"

Scotty: I can't Sir! The Conduit System is too complicated!

 

[John Picard]

Col. Sherman T. Nero: "Radar, as soon as the nurses have finished with their..."

Spock "Radar" O'Reilly: "CHOPPERS INCOMING!"

Col. Sherman T. Nero: "What the..."

*THWOP* *THWOP* *THWOP* *THWOP* *THWOP* *THWOP*

 

[cooleddie74]

GENE(off-camera): You've still got a little ME on your lower lip, Nichelle.


CUT.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Computer...upload and play Yanni and Tesh File #12.

Adjust volume to "Deafening."

According to the monitor wall, Captain, the Christmas lights are ready to BLOW OUT!!!

The Federation Ministry of Silly Walks.


Pushing the envelope since 2204.

 

[John Picard]

Kirk (filtered): "Updates, Mister Scott?"

Scotty: "Were gonna hafta take the outer loop, Capt'n. There's a terrible bottleneck downtown and traffic is backed up to the upper West Side."

 

[cooleddie74]

I'm not sure what the wee problem is, Captain...but...

I think either a fuse blew...or we need more D-cell batteries down here.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: You'd BEST get up outta our collective grills, my friend.

It's my time of the month. I wouldn't recommend that shit.

 

[T'Boggan]

UHURA: "But why do we ALL have to pee in these cups?"

KIRK: "Admiral!...describe...ex-actly ,what are you wearing right now"

Scotty: "Red alert Captain, are you sure laddie? It means changing the light bulb!"

Spock in his hurry to get out of Nurse Chapels room to didnt realise he had put both legs in one trouser leg...

 

[John Picard]

*intercom* "Whoever last piloted the shuttle Galileo left the engine running"

 

[Rat Boy]

KIRK: "Admiral!...describe...ex-actly ,what are you wearing right now"

Nogura: "Wrong admiral, you idiot!"

Kirk: "I'm not hearing a 'no.'"

 

[Maurice]

Martin Luther King, Jr. (off-camera): I've never seen this woman in my life.

TAKEI: Oh my!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: "According to Jim" is STILL on the air?

DAYUMMMMMM.

 

[cooleddie74]

Benny Hill's infamous big-budget "Space episode" drew record audiences for Thames Television.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: "According to Jim" is STILL on the air?

DAYUMMMMMM.

KIRK: And its not about me?????

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: "According to Jim" is STILL on the air?

DAYUMMMMMM.

KIRK: And its not about me?????

An even bigger DAYUMMMMMM!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Putting an all-vegan Taco Bell menu on the ship proved to be a disastrous idea.

 

[ItsGreen]

Uhura, Bailey and Sulu's heads turn in amazement after learning that the Balok head prop is up for auction
from ProfilesinHistory.com estimated at $20-$30,000!

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