TOS Caption Contest #175: Sakes Alive, It's 175!

[Rat Boy]

I know you've been waiting for this, but here's (most of) the Running Spock Photoshops from the original Running Spock thread:

Spock: "Dude, run!"

After reviewing the thermal footage, TAPS discovered what spooked Leonard Nimoy.

Dutch: "Run! Go! Get to the chopper!"

Spock: "Oh shit, this is the wrong ship!"

Spock: "Ah! My eyes! The inner eyelids do nothing!"

Spock: "When I find out who put their red panties in my laundry..."

McCoy: "Yeah, he fell for it. Told him I could've sworn Leila was a man and he freaked!"

McCoy (around the corner): "Watch this."

Sisko: "Hey, isn't that Carl Spock?"

Dax: "No, Carl's the one with all the hair."

Spock: "Wait! Stop! The numbers are bad!"

Spock: "Wait! Stop the game! The guy on second is stealing signs!"

Spock: "Wait! Stop the attack! It's a trap!"

Ackbar: "Hey, that's my line!"

Terrell thought the joke was getting old.

Spock: "Wait, Mallory, stop! At this rate, we're going to be out of redshirts by the end of the episode."

Spock: "My car!"

Freeman: "What got into him?"

Scotty: "A Klingon burrito, that's what."

That's all the ones that weren't crap or severely dated. Caption one of these puppies the right way and you too may end up in the winner's circle.

 

[Ssosmcin]

KIRK: "Five thousand channels and nothing good on..."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk (browsing historical archives): "Wow! That T'Pau was really something back in her younger days! I'd slingshot around a sun and hit that!"

 

[ItsGreen]

"I'm given it all I got Captain. I'm not sure how long I can
hold off these beasties, we only have one power pellet left?"

 

[jep]

Scott: "That's it Rand, scrub real hard. Now... drop the soap... go on... drop it... ahhh that's a good lass."



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[The Laughing Vulcan]

Uhura: "So what we watching tonight."
Sulu: "Heroes."
Uhura: "Cancelled"
Bailey: "24"
Uhura: "Cancelled"
Sulu: "Flashforward"
Uhura: "Cancelled"
Bailey: "Law and Order."
Uhura: "Cancelled"
Sulu: "Aw shit, not CSI roulette again!"

Spock on intercom: "Spock to Engineering. The Captain has discovered the mirror mode on the viewscreen. Cut power to systems on that deck, or we'll never get him out of his quarters."

Scotty: "Ach! If only there were some way to put all that circuitry onto one wee chip o' silicon!"

Kirk os: "You haven't heard 'THE WOMEN!', until you hear it dopplering down a corridor in the original Vulcan."

 

[ItsGreen]

Without warning or logic, Spock's human half
takes over and performs a "Silly Walk"!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Ah! Meh wee bairns!

 

[jep]

Kirk (Over Intercom): "I need those engines online Scotty!"

Scott: "I'm trying Captain, but I can't get the screensaver to turn off!"



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[jep]

Scott: "Uh-oh."



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[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scott: Ack! Where's meh sonic screwdriver when I need to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

 

[ItsGreen]

Scott to bridge, It's green Captain,
"Running Spock" is ready for chopping!

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: Now THAT'S what I call a big-ass cockroach.

KIRK: Damn.

Still haven't cracked 100 friends on Facebook.

(*Sighs*)

"The bloody green light says the yellow and red lights are somehow supposed to be informing me about something!!!"

Vulcans come runnin' for the great taste of PLOMEEK CHOW... (tm)

 

[cooleddie74]

BAILEY: Yes.

THAT'S my black-light Zeppelin poster.


Why?


Got a damn problem with it, Lieutenant?!

 

[ItsGreen]

With his single yellow flashing/beeping recomendation from Chris Pike,
Saturday night couldn't come quick enough for Kirk as
"Girls of Orion, The Dancing Vena" finally was available for download from NetfliXXX

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Intercom: "Yaarrrgh, this be Cap'n Kirk. Where be Mate "Peg-leg" Spock?"

Spock: "On my way, captain!"

 

[Mistral]

The New Year's Eve party had run really late. When Chekov pulled out his tuba homicide was the nicest thought anyone had...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Nichols: "And I'm tellin' you your gaffer ain't got no reason to be under this table! Get him outta there right now or I'm gonna start swingin' boots!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Looks like my ride is here, later!!!!

 

[ItsGreen]

With the meeting running late, Uhura checks out the time on the wall clock,
Mr. Baily whispered under his breath, HOW much longer is this going to go on, Sulu replied,
7 minutes and 45 seconds. Baily with his finger on the switch then procedes...
awahhhh he's doing a count-down! I don't understand this! Somebodys got to do something!
Are you all out of your minds!