TOS Caption Contest #173: Sabataage

[Santa Kang]

RODDENBERRY ( off camera): Come on Bill, you're an actor! Pretend you like it! This Domino's sponsorship could be the difference between a fourth season and cancellation!!!

 

[jep]

The Galaxy's Wildest, Yet Quite Appropriate Transporter Malfunctions, Volume 27.


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[Santa Kang]

The Galaxy's Wildest, Yet Quite Appropriate Transporter Malfunctions, Volume 27.


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Elsewhere

 

[M'Sharak]

SHATNER: Hey, who let Lawford in here? Someone take that mic away from him before he says
something embarrassing. He's worse than friggin' Bishop, for crying out loud!

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Spock may have a bifurcated pecker but I've got a big ass cock rock.

 

[SantaEddie74]

NEW BERLIN COLONY, NEW BERLIN COLONY...

If we can maaaaaake it there...we can make it...any-where...

 

[SantaEddie74]

McCOY: They're all dead, Jim. Reduced to component compounds and crystals.

Every last one of them.


KIRK: Well, let me know if there's any change in their condition.

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Did Red Shirt Ron survive the blast?

McCoy: I'm afraid not Jim. He was vaporized instantly by your fart.

 

[SantaEddie74]

KIRK: Go see if Lt. Galloway's still alright.

McCOY: He is, Jim. He just checked in a few minutes ago.

KIRK: Damn.