TOS Caption Contest #173: Sabataage

[cooleddie74]

THAT'S-A spicy ham acting!!!

 

[Ssosmcin]

Kelso: "Man, I can't wait. Only two days 'til retirement..."

Contrary to Kirk's assumption, McCoy could see what he was doing.

Kirk was thrilled when the Ambassador gave him a cloaked Romulan Apple -- until he remembered that "apple" in Romulan means "feces."

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "OK, Spock, now that I've finally tried the plomeek, would you just lay off?"

 

[LeadHead]

Kelso: So Scotty, that new Guy, Sulu, did you see him looking at my station with interest?

McCoy: Everyone's been turned into salt.

Kirk: Don't say it.

McCoy: If we'd known about this ship I wouldn't have had to shoot my exgirlfriend/Salt Vampire!

Scotty: This is gonna be the best volcano ever. I'm gonna win that contest!

Spock: You do know it's only for children right?

Scotty: Huh?

 

[jep]

Spock: "Mr. Scott, why are you.... I believe the vernacular is "Giving me the 'pink eye'"?

Scotty: "Stink eye, Mr. Spock, it's "stink eye"."

Spock: "Interesting. I was not aware human eyes could emanate foul odors."

Scotty: "Oh for crying out loud, where's my damn phaser?"



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[Maurice]

KELSO: Ok, Gary, so tell me what happens if I opt only for basic cable?

KIRK: The crew? What is it?
BONES: The people who ran the ship. But that's not important right now.

SPOCK: I told you the points were burned out.
SCOTTY: Borgas frat!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

James T. Corleone: "Hokay who putta, the flaming bag of dog poo out-sida my quarters"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

KIRK: The crew? What is it?
BONES: The people who ran the ship. But that's not important right now.

And to riff...

Scotty: Surely you canna be serious.
Spock: I am and don't call me "Shirley".

 

[LeadHead]

KIRK: The crew? What is it?
BONES: The people who ran the ship. But that's not important right now.

And to riff...

Scotty: Surely you canna be serious.
Spock: I am and don't call me "Shirley".

And Just to finish that...

Kirk: (over comm) I just want to tell you both; Good Luck. We're all counting on you.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "My God, Bones, look at these old TV signals we're getting. 21st Century Earth...obsesses with lunatics on television with names like Snooki and the Situation. We gotta go back in time and torpedo New Jersey from orbit!"

 

[cooleddie74]

He was about to get hosed.

BIG time.

KIRK: Is that BBQ pork I smell?

McCOY: Unfortunately no.

SHATNER: Can someone scratch the middle of my back? Damn itch is KILLING ME!!!

 

[jep]

Shatner's odd delivery ruins yet another classic.

When the moon....... hits your eye
Like a big............-a pizza pie
That's amore

When the world..... seems to........... shine
Like........ you've had too............ much wine
That's ........amore



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[tharpdevenport]

KIRK: The crew? What is it?
BONES: The people who ran the ship. But that's not important right now.

KIRK: "Somebody needs a hug..."
BONES: "I want one of those!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

 

[LeadHead]

Shatner: New budget cuts, we don't have color anymore.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

KIRK: The crew? What is it?
BONES: The people who ran the ship. But that's not important right now.

And to riff...

Scotty: Surely you canna be serious.
Spock: I am and don't call me "Shirley".

And Just to finish that...

Kirk: (over comm) I just want to tell you both; Good Luck. We're all counting on you.

One more...

McCoy: I picked a helluv a week to stop talking Jewels of Sound, Jim.

 

[Isis]

Kelso found out too late that it's not safe to use a cell phone while jump-roping.

 

[T'Boggan]

Kelso: "What could possible go wrong? Its not as if the room could come alive and... Blleeeaagghhhrrgg!"

Kirk " Kirk to engineering...could we have the dehumidifiers turned down a notch please?"

Scotty " Spock ave tolt ye before about buying this crap from Price Drop TV. noo this is the last time a fix it fur ye!"

Spock " Bummer!"

Kirk " Ah...E above high C..."

In the early days Shatner's farts could melt the colour filter clear out of the Camera's

 

[cooleddie74]

PAUL FIX: I can see the damn string, Gene.

Can we get a CUT here?!

Kirk to bridge...Spock, have you found any crew wallets that still have cash and cards in them up there?

SCOTTY: This is a tricky procedure, Mister Spock...one mistake, and the whole bloody prop will break in two and it'll take a week of negotiatin' with the network to be able to pay for a replacement!

SHATNER: Do I care about my fellow actors' opinions and performances?

What the hell do YOU think?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK(thinking): I wonder what Space Buddha and Raptor Jesus would do in a situation like this...