TOS Caption Contest #173: Sabataage

[tharpdevenport]

McCoy (to himself): "Son of a bitch missed my table cloth pulling trick. Didnt work, but still..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: You wanna pick up the pace there Bones? Our ads say 1 Hour!

 

[26138]

KIRK: You wanna pick up the pace there Bones? Our ads say 1 Hour!

Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not an iron!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: What do you think happened to them all, Bones?

McCOY: Simple.

THE SPACE RAPTURE happened.

KIRK: Looks like Scotty was right.

I guess I'm NOT the best or most decent person around.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: We're going to need a Mister Fusion. Type Four.

SCOTTY: Aye. I'll grab some banana peels and used tissues while I'm at it.

 

[Ssosmcin]

Kelso: "I thought Alden beamed up an hour ago. What do you mean 'just his pants'?"

 

[cooleddie74]

AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION:

The Next Generation

 

[ItsGreen]

Bones what happened?

I'm not sure Captain, but the shirt's brand collar tag reads,
"He's Dead Jim"

 

[jep]

McCoy: "(Sniff-Sniff) Aw geez Jim, have you been eating Rigelian Cabbage again?"

Kirk: "Tee-hee. Yeah..."


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[Drob]

Cheers for the win

Spock: "Playing Kerplunk with the dilithium crystals is most illogical."
Scotty: "Och! Quit stalling an make yer move!"

 

[jep]

The feral KAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNN!!!-ductor cable claims another victim.


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[jep]

(Off screen): "Kirk to Kelso"

Kelso: "Kelso here, Captain."

Kirk: "Kelso, we failed to bring any Red Shirts with us, so as the most junior member of the away team, you are now the designated Red Shirt."

Paul Carr: (Breaking character) "What? Red Shirt??? Me??? Damnit, Gene, I just bought a new house!!!"


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[Ssosmcin]

Kirk pauses as it slowly dawns on him that Scotty is running around naked.

 

[B.J.]

Kirk: "All right! Who did it? Who did it? You are going to stand sweating at those battle stations until someone confesses! It's an insult to the honor of this ship! The symbol of our cargo record has been destroyed and I'm going to find out who did it if it takes all night!"

Chekov: "Captain, it is I, Ensign Chekov, and I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard! Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?"

 

[A beaker full of death]

Kirk: "All right! Who did it? Who did it? You are going to stand sweating at those battle stations until someone confesses! It's an insult to the honor of this ship! The symbol of our cargo record has been destroyed and I'm going to find out who did it if it takes all night!"


Chekov: "Captain, it is I, Ensign Chekov, and I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard! Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?"

Absolutely. Fucking. Brilliant.
I'll see your Lemon and raise you a strawberry:

"Ahh, but the strawberries... that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "So the new Startrek.com is linking to stories on fan sites now like the Trek BBS."

McCoy: "Really? What are the top headlines right now?"

Kirk: "Spock's forked penis, Picard's assless chaps, and Grignak."

McCoy: "Oh boy."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Whaddya say we add some flavored syrup to this mess and make Redshirt Cones?

KIRK: Meh. Why not.

 

[cooleddie74]

This week on GHOST HUNTERS:INTERSTELLAR EDITION...


The vengeful and dangerous spirits of the Delta Vega cracking station...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kelso (singing): "Oh, what a beautiful mornin'! Oh, what a beautiful day! I've got a beautiful feelin'! Everythin's goin' my way!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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