TOS Caption Contest #168: It Came From The Waiting Room!

[Rat Boy]

Barney the Testicles: "Feels like I've been on this subway for two years."

 

[Nerys Myk]

'
JIMMY: My name is James Tiberius Kirk. I'll be your driver and guide
on this tour of Iowa's Famous Rock Quarries.

MCCOY: Aren't you a little young to be driving?

JIMMY: Yes, yes I am.

 

[johcomp]

Jigsaw: "Hello....... I'd like to play a game..........."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Well, if you ask me, Jim, he's green with envy.
Bailey: *groan*

 

[Rat Boy]

"Fascinating: If I read this D.C. Metro map accurately, I predict a 85.52 percent probability that we will have to singletrack through the Dupont Circle station on our way to the Cherry Blossom Festival."

Okay, so it's local D.C. humor.

Full map is here:
http://www.wmata.com/rail/maps/map.cfm

McCoy: "Now if only Jim back there would stop snickering like an 8 year old every time they say 'Foggy Bottom.'"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "Two go in; one come out!"

Mrs. Cloud: "We don't need another hero!"

Kirk: "Where's Mel Gibson when you need him?"

 

[M'Sharak]

CONDUCTOR BALOK'S PUPPET: Berkeley Station in three Earth minutes

CLOUD WILLIAM: Aw, crap! Cloud Festus say I s'posed
transfer Fremont train at MacArthur. Now what?

 

[Maurice]

CONDUCTOR BALOK'S PUPPET: Berkeley Station in three Earth minutes

CLOUD WILLIAM: Aw, crap! Cloud Festus say I s'posed
transfer Fremont train at MacArthur. Now what?

SPOCK: Illogical. This is a D.C. Metro train, not BART.
RECORDS OFFICER: Talk about "parallel evolution"! The trains are virtually identical!

 

[Rat Boy]

*a deep-throated laugh comes from behind the curtain*

Kirk: "I know that laugh."

McCoy: "Yeah, we're in the wrong franchise again!"

 

[Mistral]

Kirk wasn't a politician and really didn't know how to deal with members of the so-called "Tea Party".

 

[Mistral]

"Roddenberry's not looking too hot these days, is he De?"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Keep your hands to yourself or else I'm going to rip them off."

It was all Jamie could do not to cry at that moment.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Jerry Springer's Green Room.

 

[Rat Boy]

Host: "Spinster, party of one?!"

*Jamie sobs uncontrollably*

 

[Captain Crow]

Thanks for the win Rat Boy.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Jaime: They were all bad. So I sent them to the cornfield.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Whose idea was it to make the restroom unisex?"

Stormtrooper: "Vader's. Ever since his dick got melted off and his wife died, this is the closest he'll get to...*ACK*"

Vader (off screen): "I can hear you, you know!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Say something you peckerhead!

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "Look, small confession: we only do the E Plebnista crap for the tourists."

 

[Isis]

McCoy (to Spock): "And your reason for taking this so-called 'train' instead of the transporter was what?"