TOS Caption Contest #168: It Came From The Waiting Room!

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: "Dear God its the corpse..."

McCoy: "Of Micheal Jackson..."

Bailey: "Holy shit he really was made of plastic"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: My god, Jim!
Kirk: Judging by this sex doll, Chapel never had a chance with Spock.
Bailey: Man, I hear him coming down the corridor...we better get outta his cabin!

 

[Nerys Myk]

If the Iotians had been influenced by old tapes of Sonny and Cher from the Sixties.

 

[M'Sharak]

Cloud William was uncertain about how to respond to Kirk's "Whoopdeedo."

 

[Rat Boy]

All right, even though Nerys Myk beat me to the punch, here's some old Photoshoppery back in the day when I actually had the time to do it:

Balok: "Hey, baby, let's go back to my place so we can drink tranya until our head's explode."

In order to be more environmentally friendly, contestants in the caption contest now take public transportation.

Same rules apply; best caption or insane Photoshopping (an example of the second one from 2008 can be seen on the first page) gets a win. Good luck, because you're going to need it.

Kirk: "It's a dummy. An anatomically correct dummy, but a dummy nonetheless."

Balok's puppet: "I have feelings too, you know."

Kirk: "What happened to that creepy old guy?"

Cloud William: "Cloud Festus in next cell with one with pointy ears."

Spock: "JIM, GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: I'd like to put that "where no man has gone before."
McCoy: Eww.

 

[jep]

Spock: "Damned Starfleet budget cutbacks..."

McCoy: "Oh yeah, like this is pleasant for any... dear God, what have you been eating?"


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[jep]

"That's the one officer!!! That's the one! I'll never forget what that piece of scum did to me and my family!!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING SCUM!!!!"

"Please, for the record, indicate which person you are referring to."

"What? isn't it obvious??? The one on the far right!!! I'll never forget her face!!!"


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[Rat Boy]

Even in the future there are sweaty, half-naked guys taking a piss on the subway.

 

[26138]

Pimp Cloud William: "Freedom is one of our holy concepts. So is payment for services rendered. But my ho says you do not want to pay."


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Diamond Jim: "Don't make me call in Carl!"

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Jeez... when's the last time you two had a bath?"


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[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Cloud William: Stay away from woman. Devil man with pointy-ears warn us about thing called "crotch rot."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Even with a more than half empty car, the smelly hippies still chose to sit right behind Spock and his date.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CONDUCTOR BALOK: Berkeley Station in three Earth minutes

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Bailey: That can violate my canon any day.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Saturday night on Sarona VIII:

Spock: "Flying solo tonight, Doctor?"
McCoy: "Bite me!"

 

[Rat Boy]

The average BART train after a Star Trek convention.

 

[Isis]

Balok puppet: "Gentlemen, do you have a reservation?"

Kirk: "No, we don't--actually, we're just passing through. Is there a wait?"

Balok puppet: "In this part of the quadrant? Hell no, I use that line just for ambiance."

 

[GSchnitzer]

"Fascinating: If I read this D.C. Metro map accurately, I predict a 85.52 percent probability that we will have to singletrack through the Dupont Circle station on our way to the Cherry Blossom Festival."

Okay, so it's local D.C. humor.

Full map is here:
http://www.wmata.com/rail/maps/map.cfm

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

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