TOS Caption Contest #165: The Classics

[Drob]

McCoys template for the ass rubbing clone just walked in.

-or-

McCoy: "What did you catch this time?"
Jim: <claps once>

-or-

Jim: "Hugs for Drugs?"

 

[Kirby]

Spock: Why does Starfleet insist on delivering everything on Tuesdays? Get comfortable Rand, it's gonna take a while to sign for all this.

Spock thinking "no beverage containers, damn... I guess I have to just shove the roofie down her throat."

 

[jep]

Spock: "I'm sorry Zarabeth, Vulcans are vegetarians, we eat no meat."

Zarabeth: "Even 5,000 years in the past?"

Spock: "Well, yes, now that I think about it, we did eat meat at that time."

Zarabeth: "Then get busy, lover. Give momma what she wants."


.

 

[Mikkid82]

Spock: Sniff this, you see!?!?!?! FISH!!!! told you!!

 

[cooleddie74]

NIMOY: Fine...but this is the last time I fake a doctor's orders so you can get your pills, Grace.

KIRK: Are tribbles edible?

McCOY: No...not so far as I can tell.

KIRK: Then Scotty won't give a damn.


I'll be on the bridge if you need me.

SPOCK: Smell my fingers, baby.

That's ALLLLL you, sweet cheeks.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: If I find this autograph on Space EBay...I'll bump you all the way down to ship's arboretum cleaner.