TOS Caption Contest #165: The Classics

[jep]

Always the gentleman, Spock offers Zarabeth some finger food.


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[jep]

McCoy: "If you want Sulu to leave you alone Jim, perhaps you should
start wearing a shirt when you are on the bridge."


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[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I'm in the wrong universe, aren't I?

MCCOY: Wrong universe. Wrong forum. Wrong contest.
I swear, they shouldn't let you newbs leave the waiting room with out a map!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

McCoy Prime: "Some shit never changes."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Shit, must be in another altered universe or sumthing. My Jim Kirk would never have abs like that.

 

[jep]

Fire-cock McCoy: "FEEL THE BURN!!!!"


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[Tan Ru]

KIRK: Heh.......I go both AC and DC!

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

 

[Vassa]

Kirk: Look Bones, I'm sorry but I have to fire you. You wrote down 2035 when its clearly 2350. Obviously you're a Quack out to kill us all.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Kirk: "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

McCoy Prime: "Some shit never changes."

Morning coffee spew!!!!!!!!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Well, I'll be darned, it was none other than Shatmandu who came up with the name "Carl Spock." After some digging, I found the following:

Rand: "What's your first name, Mr. Spock?"
Spock: "It is unpronounceable to humans."
Rand: "I looked it up. It's 'Carl.' Your name is 'Carl Spock.'"
<Spock puts down stylus and grabs her face.>
Spock: "Forget."
Rand, matter-of-factly: "It is unpronounceable to humans."

M.F., who feels the need to pour out a 40 for his homie Joe.

Oh shit. Now i'm gonna cry. Aw Joe. Where are you?

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "For your information, that was the 'Spocker.'"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock steals second.

 

[jep]

Spock: IDIC. It means 'Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations'. The first combination,
which I taught you last night, is called 'The Venus Butterfly'. Tonight I am going to teach
you the second one. It's called "The Donkey Punch."


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[Rat Boy]

Spock: IDIC. It means 'Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations'. The first combination,
which I taught you last night, is called 'The Venus Butterfly'. Tonight I am going to teach
you the second one. It's called "The Donkey Punch."


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Zarabeth: "I thought we were doing 'Downward Facing Dog' tonight."

Spock: "Oh we will, baby. We will."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Told you that dietary salad would do wonders for your weight issues.
Kirk: I feel like a brand-new man.

 

[KimMH]

Spock: "Yeoman Rand, I can't help but notice that your left breast seems to be missing..."


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Rand: "It's under my hair."

I just saw that!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

So oldies but goodies from the last time this pic came up:

If not for the odd shaped head the disguise would have been perfect.

Spock was unaware Rand had linked her PADD to the Bridge viewscreens.

Spock's revenge

 

[Rat Boy]

I was waiting for when those would show up again. Looks like strolling down Memory Alpha Lane been a success, so we'll just have to do it again tomorrow.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Where the hell's my medical staff, Jim?
Kirk: On backorder. Won't arrive 'till Tuesday.