TOS Caption Contest #161: Pilot Error

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Pike: Do you taste like avocado?

 

[Isis]

Lockwood: "Leonard with those ears? Nah, the viewers'll never buy it."

 

[Vassa]

Mr. Hulk not home right now. Try again tomorrow.

 

[Isis]

Vina: "Chris, I don't care if this look doesn't do anything for you. At least a couple of those brainheads have the hots for me."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Pike: Aren't you Cadet Uhura's roommate?

Pike: What's the torch for?
Vina-Orion: Bend over and I'll show you.

 

[jep]

Pike: "Holy shit, I've never seen a pair like that on a woman!!!"

Vina: "Don't all earth women have a pair like mine?"

Pike: "No... earth MEN do.... just not quite so large.... and blue."


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[scottydog]

Kirk: "Go to red alert."

Spock: "Mitchell poses a danger to the ship?"

Kirk: "No, these freaking pop-up ads are posing a danger to the ship."

 

[Isis]

Pike: "Lady Gaga, how'd you manage to track me down?"

 

[jep]

Pike: (Jerking hand away) "Damn... it felt like I was feeding Tango a whole handful of sugar cubes."


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[Isis]

Pike: "Lady Gaga, what brings you to Talos IV?"

Gaga: "Elton John called. He wants his cape back."

 

[Nerys Myk]

HUNTER: Uh, Susan. Your left boob has worked free again.

OLIVER: Theiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

Mitchell: Computer, open the turbolift door.
Kirk (ventriloquizing computer voice): I'm sorry, Gary - I'm afraid I can't do that.
Spock: ...

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Gary, I assure you this hair is real or my name isn't James R. Kirk."

 

[johcomp]

HUNTER: Stop pouting woman, your green skin's gonna look gold on the telly!!!