TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneliness

[Yeoman Randi]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Everyone at the Pon Farr proceedings pretended not to notice the gaseous cloud coming out of Spock's ass.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Trying as hard as he could, Spock still could not tear himself away from the train-wreck otherwise known as the "What didn't you like about the new movie" thread.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Everyone at the Pon Farr proceedings pretended not to notice the gaseous cloud coming out of Spock's ass.

Kirk: "What's that strange, honey like smell?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

T'Pau: "Great. Now kill this other one, and we'll go get some chicken wings."

 

[scottydog]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Spock: "Dear diary. I showed him how to do the Vulcan neck pinch, he showed me how to karate chop, and once again I got the raw end of the deal."

< changes facebook status to 'its complicated' >

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Miranda: "Captain, my sensor dress has Pervert Detection capability."
<Kirk retreats.>
Miranda: "Not you. The dark-haired waitress. And it's off the scale."
Scotty: "Aye, she'll fry your haggis for sure'n."

 

[Rat Boy]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

After being eliminated from fantasy football playoff contention, Spock was inconsolable.

 

[johcomp]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Shatner: Why Leonard - just like me, you've suddenly gotten very fat, very quickly.

Nimoy (O/S): <sigh> You wanna explain, Gene, or shall I?? STUNTMAN, YOU DOUBLE-DUMBASS!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Ever since Starfleet made their people file logs on Twitter, Spock was at a loss on how to compress his thoughts down to 140 characters.

 

[S'kai]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Kirk (looks up at security dudes): We were just wanting to see Stonehenge. These are not the Druids you are looking for. Move along.

 

[Rat Boy]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Kirk: "Is this a bad time to tell you I have a wee bit of asthma?"

 

[Rulius]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Ok for all of us who didn't get that.. whats it mean heh

Is it that bad?

I meant, the women serve up bits of meat, but the men come back as scraps of meat ("seconds" in body terms...)...

Ok, I'll just sit this one out

no the asl 74m I didnt get that one.. a few post above that one

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Kirk: "What the hell!"
Spock: "A bit of lint on your shoulder." punches Kirk in the face... twice "Almost got it."

 

[Triskelion]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Kirk: Alright! I'll buy the damn cookies!

Spock: Mr Furley is easily duped.

Yeoman on left <thinking>: Sigh. Why didn't they touch my oyster stuffing?

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Scotty: "Mind ye don't dump that in me lap, Yeoman: I'm freeballin' tonight."

 

[milo bloom]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Thanks for the win!

All I can think of for this one is how I buy tons of toys for my 2 yo, and he just plays in the pea gravel around the deck.

Thinking: "I preferred the older view on Facebook..."

 

[S'kai]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Kirk: Bones! Look! I didn't know Spock's planet had a monument to E.T.!

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Spock is very logical except when he is blogging at TrekBBS.
(Spock typing)
"No...comma...you...are...wrong...!...Star...Trek...is...not...campy...!...Haven't...you...seen...Lost..In...Space...or...Batman...?
You...clearly...have...no...idea...what...good...taste...and...great...writing...are...!
And...what...about...are...superb...performances...;...didn't...you...see...me...in...Spock's...Brain...you...douchebag...?!

 

[Rat Boy]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Writer's block sucks.

 

[Isis]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli

Kirk: "Miranda, for our after-dinner entertainment, would you prefer 'Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man' or 'Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds'?"

Miranda: "Please, Captain, I'm already blind. Do you want to make me deaf, too?"