TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneliness

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Everyone at the Pon Farr proceedings pretended not to notice the gaseous cloud coming out of Spock's ass.

 

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Trying as hard as he could, Spock still could not tear himself away from the train-wreck otherwise known as the "What didn't you like about the new movie" thread.

 

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Kirk: "What's that strange, honey like smell?"

 

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T'Pau: "Great. Now kill this other one, and we'll go get some chicken wings."

 

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Spock: "Dear diary. I showed him how to do the Vulcan neck pinch, he showed me how to karate chop, and once again I got the raw end of the deal."

< changes facebook status to 'its complicated' >

 

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Miranda: "Captain, my sensor dress has Pervert Detection capability."
<Kirk retreats.>
Miranda: "Not you. The dark-haired waitress. And it's off the scale."
Scotty: "Aye, she'll fry your haggis for sure'n."

 

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After being eliminated from fantasy football playoff contention, Spock was inconsolable.

 

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Shatner: Why Leonard - just like me, you've suddenly gotten very fat, very quickly.

Nimoy (O/S): <sigh> You wanna explain, Gene, or shall I?? STUNTMAN, YOU DOUBLE-DUMBASS!!!!

 

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Ever since Starfleet made their people file logs on Twitter, Spock was at a loss on how to compress his thoughts down to 140 characters.

 

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Kirk (looks up at security dudes): We were just wanting to see Stonehenge. These are not the Druids you are looking for. Move along.

 

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Kirk: "Is this a bad time to tell you I have a wee bit of asthma?"

 

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no the asl 74m I didnt get that one.. a few post above that one

 

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Kirk: "What the hell!"
Spock: "A bit of lint on your shoulder." punches Kirk in the face... twice "Almost got it."

 

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Kirk: Alright! I'll buy the damn cookies!



Spock: Mr Furley is easily duped.



Yeoman on left <thinking>: Sigh. Why didn't they touch my oyster stuffing?

 

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Scotty: "Mind ye don't dump that in me lap, Yeoman: I'm freeballin' tonight."

 

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Thanks for the win!






All I can think of for this one is how I buy tons of toys for my 2 yo, and he just plays in the pea gravel around the deck.




Thinking: "I preferred the older view on Facebook..."

 

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Kirk: Bones! Look! I didn't know Spock's planet had a monument to E.T.!

 

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Spock is very logical except when he is blogging at TrekBBS.
(Spock typing)
"No...comma...you...are...wrong...!...Star...Trek...is...not...campy...!...Haven't...you...seen...Lost..In...Space...or...Batman...?
You...clearly...have...no...idea...what...good...taste...and...great...writing...are...!
And...what...about...are...superb...performances...;...didn't...you...see...me...in...Spock's...Brain...you...douchebag...?!

 

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Writer's block sucks.

 

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Kirk: "Miranda, for our after-dinner entertainment, would you prefer 'Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man' or 'Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds'?"

Miranda: "Please, Captain, I'm already blind. Do you want to make me deaf, too?"