TOS Caption Contest #149: Frog March

While waiting for the new script pages, Roddenberry decided to film some stock footage of "thin" Shatner while he had the chance.


...or...



Fanboy: What?! This isn't lost footage, it's just a half hour of walk cycles!*



*Really dumb and obscure, a space cookie for whoever gets it first.

 

Tom Leslie: "Mom always liked you best."





Spock: "What just happened?"

 

I found a distant relative of Dr. McCoy in the news ...

News Link

Joe, helpful

 

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Kirk: "If you let me out of these handcuffs, we could ... HEY get away from my wallet.
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Kirk: "Here we go, just uh walking down the street."

Red-shirt 1: "Sing do wah diddy .. "

Red_shirt 2: " .. diddy dum diddy doo."

Spock: "Snapping our ... "

McCoy: " Just give it up, Spock."


T'Girl

 

Patchy the Pirate, about the Spongebob Squarepants lost episode.

I can haz cookie now?

 

Kelley: "You sure this is such a good idea?"
Nimoy: "It will work on The West Wing."
Shatner: ""There's... something on... The West... Wing."
Kelley: "Oh Good Grief!"

 

Leslie: Are we sure about this?
Spock: Indeed. Midnight beatings are a Russian invention.



I swear if I look up and see that damn cat....

 

McCoy: "Adds new meaning to 'Code Red,' doesn't it?"



McCoy: "Look, if you have a clumsy captain, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death-prone captains, you keep a few clones of them in your lab."

 

All: "HIIIIIIIII ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go...."



Deela: "Sit your ass down, Sulu can fly the ship. Even you know, people on 'ludes should not drive."

 

Kirk: "Who's idea was 'Lavender Alert' anyway? Wait, never mind."







Lt. Doug: "Seven more hours in this chair.....man, shoulda used Preparation H."






Kirk: "Next date night, please say no to the garlic."





Shatner: "I've got a baaaad feeling 'bout this."

 

To riff:



Kirk: I said, "Red Alert, not Lavender Alert!"
Spock: That would require changing the light bulb and we are currently out of red.

 

Nimoy and Shatner: "Sock it to us."

NBC Exec: "Okay, you're canceled."

 

Spock: "Great job, Ensign, but now it's my turn to stand around for eight hours looking serious."

 

Kirk (thinking): "Wait 'til i get my hands on the idiot who put our pants in the dryer."

 

Kirk (thinking some more): "And the red uniform tops, too."