TOS Caption Contest #146: Go-Go Boots Cover A Lot of Sins

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: Any sign of a new caption contest?
Sulu: No sir, Shatmandu must be at Chuck E Cheese's again.
Kirk: Again with Ratboy's pizza parlor, when is the health dept going to close that place down!

Chekov: "According to my enelysis, a beg of kets has fallen into a sevage seestem."
Kirk: "Good god man, it may be years."

 

[Captain Crow]

Chekov: Kepteen, I believe I have found de weason vhy a new caption contest hasn't been put up yet.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Chekov: Kepteen, I believe I have found de weason vhy a new caption contest hasn't been put up yet.

SULU: He's in a closet.

Kirk and Chekov do a double take.

All laugh, credits roll.

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Chekov, what is that?"

Chekov: "I believe et es known as lens flare."