TOS Caption Contest #133 - Alternate Universe

[Gary7]

Is that really him now?

Dayum.

Joe, old

Yep, Joe... 'fraid so. Dullea looks a bit better for his age.


Can you imagine, if Lockwood happened to catch this thread? Seeing himself in that 'alternate universe' role, then transformed from his youth to his elderly self... wonder what he'd make of it all. Probably that we're all a bunch of nutcases who can't leave the past well enough alone.

 

[Shatmandu]

Is that really him now?

Dayum.

Joe, old

Yep, Joe... 'fraid so. Dullea looks a bit better for his age.


Can you imagine, if Lockwood happened to catch this thread? Seeing himself in that 'alternate universe' role, then transformed from his youth to his elderly self... wonder what he'd make of it all. Probably that we're all a bunch of nutcases who can't leave the past well enough alone.

True, but I think any regular person who pops in here and reads these caption contest threads would think us all a bunch of demented nutcases.

Joe, guilty as charged

 

[Shatmandu]

De Kelley: "Doohan and I are both dead. What's your excuse?"

 

[Gary7]

Dullea: "Well, at least I don't look as bad as my 'old self' in 2001."

Lockwood: "Oh God, not him again."

 

[Gary7]

Dullea: "Gary, we've aged enough. What do you think? Want to give 3001 a shot?"

Lockwood: "But I'm dead... don't you remember? HAL killed me."

Dullea: "Oh yeah... my memory isn't what it used to be." (snicker)

 

[Gary7]

Clarke: "Someone say something about doing a sequel?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Gary brings in some God power backup in an attempt to end the contest.

 

[highlander]

Trelane: "Any one for a gay God powered three way?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Trelane: "Any one for a gay God powered three way?"

*God Power Sound*

Gary: "Way to go Trelane, Toga Boy is here!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Charlie: "Dibs on the Asian over there."

 

[Rat Boy]

What it really took to finally do in Captain Kirk.

 

[Shatmandu]

Trelane, extra-shrill: "Three 'Tops' and only one 'Bottom.' Whatever will I doooooooo?"

 

[Rat Boy]

It was at that point everyone except Trelane noticed that Q did another naked pop-in.

 

[Shatmandu]

Disembodied Ominous Voice: "CHANGE THIS CONTEST, OR THE PATHETIC HAS-BEEN DIES."
Shatner: "Nichelle or the Monkee?"

 

[cooleddie74]

All the power.

And yet NO pussy.

 

[cooleddie74]

DAVY:"Peter's bluffing, sir.

He always acts like he's going to give up...then he hangs around because nobody else wants him."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "So, Davy, what're you going to do for Easter?"
Davy: "Oh, probably just keep sucking ass."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "We kinda got lost in the shuffle, huh? Dodged a bullet, as far as the pederasty and nude jumping jacks and shit go, right?"
Pike: "Is that a wig?"

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"Ever been to this planet before, Jim?"

KIRK:"BEEN here? Hell, Chris...

I sired half the population!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "You think Outpost4 is okay?"
Pike: "Yes. He's just busy. Don't be a worrywart, you big pansy."
Kirk, agitated: "Stick it up your ass."
Pike, amused: "Fuck you."
Kirk, pissed: "At least I don't end up with my dong burnt off and my head sticking out of a rolling toaster."
Pike, no longer amused: "Isn't even really me in that chair, man. How dare you?"
Kirk: "I 'dare' like this ... <steps away, then uses Bridge rail to give Pike a Flying Kirk Butt Punch>"