TOS Caption Contest #133 - Alternate Universe

[Alrik]

SPOCK: "It is like nothingness. No signs of anything. Just Blank."

KIRK: "Try opening your inner eyelids....and stop napping at your station!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Plot a course AROUND them, Ensign.

Hard to port. And shake that damn tambourine while you're at it."

 

[One of None]

Kirk: At Priceline we can save you money on your next vacation by booking you on a cadet training ship. Just think of it, Risa at half the price.

Pike: But is it safe?

Kirk: You have my Priceline guarantee.

Pike: Tell me more.

Uhura (singing in background): Priceline Negotiator!