TOS Caption Contest #132 - esrevinU rorriM

[NTRPRZ]

The last thing the Ty-D Bowl man ever saw.

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[Gary7]

Chekov: "When the Captain is away, it's 'Margarita Day'!"

 

[Gary7]

Spock could take it no more. Scotty's obsession with Celtic marionette shows had to stop.

 

[Gary7]

CSI: Starfleet.

 

[think]

Chekov: None of these buttons really work.
Sulu: At least you're not looking at my butt.

Spock:It will suck you up.
Scott: What? me hands, Spock?
Spock: Just hold still, I need to give it another hit of X.
Scott: make the thing stop flipping out would ya?

 

[Mistral]

Chekov: "Somebody replaced all of my Jolly Ranchers with peanut butter chews! I don't know which button to hit!"

Sulu: "Hang on, Wall-E and I are pulling up the new schematics as we speak."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Who are you?"

Workman: "Scruffy, the janitor."

 

[Gary7]

Chekov: (to crewman) "Hey, you call dis a clean console? It's a mess! Get back here and clean mine now, or vould you radder have an agonizer massage?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Evil Chekov: "How did you kill Sulu? Knife? Airlock?"
Evil Jumpsuit Jerry: "Glass in the Astro-Glide."

 

[Nerys Myk]

EVIL CHEKOV: I've still got no signal! Your agonizer!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Since Evil Sulu is off work, Evil Chekov looks at his date for the night.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: Vhy does Sulu get a fancy viewer? Vere is my "piece of business" to make it look like I'm doing sumting?

JERRY: I just do the installations buddy. Take it up with management.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"I just hit de green button on de left...and it made my hand burn!"

SULU:"That's just the Captain's idea of a cruel joke on you. Well...that...and his attempts to hide his hairline."

 

[cooleddie74]

When bailout funds from the Federation Council itself failed to keep the Enterprise Crewman's Credit Union in line, stricter measures were enacted to put it down.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "No, Mister Spock, I dun't know what that spot i--"
<Spock injects him, pushes body into box, seals lid, beams box into space.>
Spock: "One less Human stinking up the galaxy ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

When the Enterprise found Professor Hubert Farnsworth's "Universe Box," hilarity ensued...

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: You know vat vould look good here?

A joystick.

 

[cooleddie74]

"You STABBED my console, Hikaru?

Dat does it. Imperial regulations or NOT, you need a wacation!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Quinto and Pegg were fighters...the randy buggers.