TOS Caption Contest #120 - Slappy Nude Beer

[Gertch]

"After a few drinks we'll be ready for the jumping jacks. Care to stick around?"

 

[Outpost4]

Peter: Why, yes, the postman had red hair. How did you know?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Like I've told your momma for years.

You have her eyes...but the milkman's nose."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Drink up, Spock.

This might be the last chance you get. Jim's cancelling Happy Hour after that Sulu-funnel incident."

Even without a brain, your average Vulcan has a much stronger bladder than any human.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Let me down this and we'll ride a train on the yeoman. Then, you'll find out why they call me Bones.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "...and then the bitch had the nerve to slap me with a sexual harassment complaint...she's right behind me, isn't she?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: DP? Doctor, I have bifurcated genitilia. I can take more than one orifice at a time on my own.
McCoy: Party pooper.

 

[Triskelion]

What are you drinking, Doctor?
Care to smell the cork, Spock?

...and then I told him he'd better disarm his phasers or I'd stick a torpedo between his nacelles. And he did.
Ah, the Sulu Maneuver.

Enterprise Talent Night was a big success once the Bridge Players performed their classic modern dance interpretation "The Banana Monologues".

 

[Nerys Myk]

YEOMAN: You guys drunk enough yet? Its getting late!

 

[cooleddie74]

You know that I...

I will sur-vive...

oh, as long as there's...a...brain...in the Teacher...

this pla-net...will...survive!