TOS Caption Contest #120 - Slappy Nude Beer
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McCoy: Happy New Year, Spock.
Spock: That was yesterday, Doctor.
McCoy: It's always a New Year somewhere in the galaxy, Spock.
Ultimate Telekenic Guitar Hero. Featuring vocals by Kirk, Scotty on drums, and McCoy on guitar.
In an unnatural occurrence for a Vulcan, Spock remembered to inform Dr. McCoy of the delivery of his urine sample only after he had already drank it.
McCoy was able to distract Spock long enough with his wine glass to give his ass a good scratch.
Not understanding the rules properly, Spock was the clear loser in the Who-Can-Bend-Their-Knees-In-The-Most-Amusing-Way competition.
Peter: Damnit, I was second choice for Lost in Space and now it looks like I've lost this gig as well.
Spock: "What are you celebrating this time, Doctor?"
McCoy: "Shatmandu is starting a different job on Monday. Same company, different job."
Spock: "And?"
McCoy: "He doesn't know how much time he'll have to fuck off like this, on these caption contests."
Spock <blinks hard>: "Let me get myself a glass."
Uhura, under table: "Can I have a drink?"
McCoy and Spock, at once: "No."
Scotty regretted asking the Amazon woman to put his belt on like a thong.
Kirk: "I tell the women I meet that my name is 'Captain Decker of the USS Constellation.' Let that fucker deal with it."
Kirk: "Good luck. See Doctor McCoy for your Post Date-With-Uhura medical kit."
Peter: "It has a tiny comb?"
Kirk: "Several. And the special shampoo really makes your balls tingle."
McCoy: "Want to go double-or-nothing on the Cardinals?"
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Air Guitar 2268
It doesn't get any cooler than THIS.
McCOY:"Here's to Admiral Cooleddie finally gettin' that promotion to Chief Body Inspector for the entire fleet. Jim told me he's never seen the man happier outside an Academy shower room."
PETER:"Male pattern baldness is inherited...isn't it, Uncle Jim?"
(*Cries*)
Peter: "Uncle Jimmy why did you use your razor on your crotch?"
Jimmy: "Cause the ladies like a clean shaven man. Right Lt. Uhura?"
Kirk: "The other kids on Deneva must have looked up to you, since you have a cool Uncle like me."
Peter: "Uh. Well, they teased me about you having sex with robots, or the Yeoman who disappeared, or Orion slave women ..."
Kirk: "Hey, that 'green slave woman' thing was the other guy, not me."
Peter: "Still."
I see one booger on that panel and you're going out the airlock.
But -
Tell him, Mr Scott.
Aye, lad. 'Tis true. 'Tis true.
Here's to your prostate.
I beg your pardon?
Spock: "Shouldn't you be drinking Romulan ale, Doctor? It is, after all, your favoured alcoholic beverage."
McCoy: "Spock, you ol' green-blooded galoot, I'm so drunk right now I could be drinking horse urine and I wouldn't know the difference."
Lyrics and tune:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting.
(music)
And it was kind of frightening.
(music)
Annoying Kid: "Forty years from now, I'll play you in a prequel set before you became Captain of the Enterprise"
Kirk: "A prequel without the Shat? Dream on, kid. Dream on."
