TOS Caption Contest #110 - Operation!

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Carl: "In the event of an emergency, I'm genetically engineered to act as a flotation device." tugs ripcord

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "I'll have Uhura loose in a second ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

RoboKirk: "I'm sick of your half-breed interference, do you hear?!"
Spock: "... You didn't mind this half-breed interfering with you last night."
<RoboKirk softens, turns, wipes tear from Spock's cheek, and they have violent gay sex.>

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Why am I wearing black in all these photos?"

 

[Triskelion]

- So it's you and Nurse Chapel alone in a jeffries tube. She says she brought the jelly. What are you doing?
- I'm probably calibrating a warp plasma junction or checking the computer circuitry for misaligned relays; most likely a calibration since they are due for a shipwide systems check. I'm also secretly mocking the nurse for thinking they could be calibrated using petroleum jelly, when it's obviously a job for an iso-spanner. Then I'd scold her and hand her a copy of the basic starship circuitry manual in a snarky manner.
- He's good to go, Jim.
- PB & J, huh....What's that? Oh, good work, Bones.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Why does everyone want to transfer all of a sudden?
Spock: We are such yesterday's news.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wait a minute. Since when did the bridge look like that?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Proposals and memos for an all-Esperanto movie?

That'll NEVER work."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Hold perfectly still, Spock.

I am going to make you look SO fabulous."

 

[Turbo]

Kirk: I don't remember ever doing that with an escape pod.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"They're Post-It notes about the plugged toilet in the men's room on Deck Six. Junior officers are starting to panic and lash out."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Alright...lemme see...

I basted...added potatoes...garnished...and inserted the oven thermometer. Now all we gotta do is wait a few hours and hope for the best."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Wait a minute. Is that a naked picture of my mother?"

Spoiler: TrekXI photo

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Now whatever you do, don't lose those notes on Vulcan anatomy before you give them to Dr. McCoy.
KIRK: Uh huh...

McCOY: Quick, Jim...the Vulcan anatomy notes Spock said he gave you!
KIRK: Oh, oh...

You think these people are nuts? At least they're not arguing over the bridge design for Star Trek '09...

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "But the hotel assured me the movie titles would not appear on my bill ..."

 

[Brian]

McCoy: "Dammit!! I can never get the brain!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"When the hell did I order forty suscriptions to VIBE magazine?!"

McCOY:"You do realize, Spock...if you die on the table?

I'm taking the green jumpsuit back."

YOUNG BARACK OBAMA FOR 2nd GRADE CLASS PRESIDENT IN '68!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Do we have an Ensign Tony Romo on board?"

McCoy: "I just need to find my pinkie ring, and we're alllllllll done ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"They're from a gentleman named Chris Pine, sir. He apparently wants your official, signed permission to run the risk of ruining your image for the next several years."

SPOCK:"Curious.

I believe I just orgasmed inside my own mouth."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Fan mail from a flounder?