TOS Caption Contest #110 - Operation!

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Jim, please tell me that you did not have all your money in AIG."

 

[CaptainGold]

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"Spock: I said 'Absentee vote', not a Provisional ballot. Tell Uhura to get me ACORN immediately."

(Ah, can someone post the picture for me, I believe I am not allowed to do that)

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I'm pretty sure receipts from Orion Slave Girls are not tax deductible as a "business expense".

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "How the hell did I get all these parking tickets? We're in space, dammit."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "I knew it was wrong. I shouldn't have done it."

Kirk: "What's that?"

McCoy: "I should never have reconnected his bifurcated penis."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "I knew it was wrong. I shouldn't have done it."

Kirk: "What's that?"

McCoy: "I should never have reconnected his bifurcated penis."

 

[Sector 7]

KIRK: Spock, I still can't figure out this phone bill.
SPOCK: I told you to switch to Vonage, Jim.

 

[Sector 7]

SPOCK: Another paternity suit, Captain?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Spock, inform the crew that the gay porn channels are NOT part of the basic Federation package, and we DO get charged for them."

 

[M'Sharak]

" 'Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels––bring home for Emma'?! Blast
it, Spock, those aren't brain hookup instructions! Try turning it over!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: A little help here.

 

[Triskelion]

Oops, there goes bowel control.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Gentlemen, I was wrong. Having is as pleasing a thing as wanting."

Kirk: "Get me on the other side of this console."

Shatner: "Gene, I demand more lines. More lines!"

 

[Vassa]

Spock: Is that what I think it is?
Kirk: Yep! "Federation Heros" stationary. It finally showed up!

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Hey Spock, who the hell is Archer?
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McCoy: PUSH SPOCK! PUSH!!

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: This will take more work as obviously he does his thinking in his pants.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "It's from the tribble defamation league. They want to have a word with you about your hairpiece."

Spock: "Do not worry. If your balls don't touch my temporal lobe, you're not gay Doctor."

Paramount Exec 1: "Obviously photoshopped. What will these people think of next?"

Paramount Exec 2: "Hold on, that say NBC in the back? Oh, Staaar Trek. It's not Enterprise, don't worry."

McCoy: "You got him into this rice-picker Jim, you can get him out..."

 

[S'kai]

Patch Adams, in keeping with Gesundheit Institutes philosophy of not using any procedure on patients that they have not tried themselves, submits himself to the new Brain Modulation Device from Halliburton.

 

[S'kai]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!

Spock: Gentlemen, the headpiece fits. But it will be a lot easier to balance if you would climb down off of it.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "You're transferring Yeoman Rand?"
Kirk, short: "Yep."
Spock: "I hadn't heard she was pregnant ..."

Scotty: "Doctor McCoy, look a' 'is crootch ..."
Spock: "Doctor, you have caused only one of my penises to become erect."
McCoy: "Sorry. Just goofin' around ..."

Burbank prostitutes reported brisk business that night, but the Johns mostly just wanted to talk.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "With all the diverted blood flow, you'll eventually lose all your toes ..."
Spock: "Just do as I ask, Doctor."