TOS Caption Contest #103 - Command Chair

[Outpost4]

You folks were extra funny the past few days. I had a good 15 entries that made the rough cut this week. And what surprised me the most was that the picture I thought would be the dog, the one with the Gorgan, was the one with the most funny captions, and the one I thought would be the funniest, with Kirk bent over sideways, had the least.

We had a first time winner from a poster who joined TrekBBS within the last week, Atavachron. Congratulations! We are always looking for fresh meat...err...blood in the caption contests. On the other hand, another first time winner, Dohlman, has been a member of TrekBBS for longer than I have. All I can say is, it's about time! And our third winner is Rat Boy. Tell me something I don't know. Rat Boy won. But, seriously, here's to you, Rat Boy. The number one winner in this contest continues to pad his lead. There's consistency for you. I can be funny on Sundays. It's Monday through Saturday that give me fits.

"Help me Captain Kirk, You're my only hope." Click, buzz... "Help me Captain Kirk, You're my only hope."

Not everyone took the news of the cancellation of Stargate Atlantis well.

Sulu: Don't look at the vomit in her hair...don't look...

This next week's contest revolves around the Captain's Chair. One of the two captions, the one of Kirk in shock, I'm recycling from a caption contest I remember from before Shatmandu and I started this cycle, 103 episodes ago. I do remember the contest was won by T'Bonz although I can't remember her entry. I hope she can. Have you ever seen a match burn twice?

This contest will be a normal one, up for a week.



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Atavachron

First Time Winner!
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (15x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (8x)
Dohlman

First Time Winner!
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (5x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (19x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (17x)

Noname Given (2x)
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (25x)

Plus one this time for a total of 26!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (12x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (11x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (6x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Fascinating. I didn't think you could leave visible brown skid marks on black upholstery.

"The nacelle caps! Look what they've done to the nacelle caps!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Well, I think we got most of the stain out. Not like the asshole cares where he sits..."

Kirk: "Dear God, what am I sitting in?"

 

[Outpost4]

Outpost counts the four days since he last changed the contest.

 

[Outpost4]

This week's guest star: Hervé Villechaize as Mini-Kirk

 

[Kirby]

The women of Amazonia IV's boobs are this big!

 

[Rat Boy]

Rand: "So that's where my vibrator went!"

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Jazz hands!

 

[NTRPRZ]

In an alternate universe, Kirk didn't hear the tribble first.

 

[NTRPRZ]

Uhura: Rich Corinthian leather!

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu (to himself): I've never seen a Fleshlight built into a chair before. Schweet!

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk soon found out it wasn't just the Scalosian women who were invisible.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "There, the electric buzzer is in place. Now all we have to do is wait for the captain to sit down..."

Kirk: "Argh! The pain...!"

Kirk: "Wait a minute, this isn't too bad, actually."

 

[Gertch]

This contest will be a normal one,

Guess there's always a first time...

Suddenly the sound of how awesome he is stops.

 

[26138]

Shatner: There's.....Something on the nacelle. Some...... Thing!

 

[Ihlecreations]

Seven years of pent up tension came bursting out at once, much to the surprise of the unsuspecting captian.

 

[M'Sharak]

INVISIBLE BALL!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Are you certain that installing a toilet in the captain's chair is such a good idea?"

Sulu: "What could possibly happen?"

Kirk: "Ahhhhhh, that's much better."

Spock: "Clear the bridge."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Uhura: "Mr. Spock, I'm sure Sulu didn't mean to touch you with his extraordianrily long penis."

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: This extendable device explains why the Captain never falls out of his chair when we "rock and roll".
UHURA: I'm next!
SULU: Not on your life, sister!