Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This #579: Close Contact

[Earl Grey Tea]

Worf: "Talk to the hand. Now talk to the floor."

 

[Earl Grey Tea]

"Holodeck! End program: Backseat of a family car!"

 

[JirinPanthosa]

RIKER: May I have the next dance?

GEORDI: You can't compete with my...INTERPRETIVE DANCE!

WORF: This is how Klingons say...TALK TO THE HAND!

VASH: I'd like to report Robin Hood to HR!

WOMAN: Why does nobody think it's weird we can electro-shock people?
MAN: I don't know!

 

[Gepard]

24th century Indian burns.

 

[Mojochi]

Worf: In the Empire, I'd probably have my ship by now

Geordi: Seems like a guy with superhuman vision should've seen this coming

Worf: No one disrespects my Klingon Rachel cut

Cash: Whoa, when you say away mission, you really mean away

Romas: Is it uncool if I have a semi right now?

 

[Orphalesion]

Geordie:
When shall we three meet again?
In shaky cam or plasma rain?

Gold shirt #1:
When the cliffhanger is done
When the season's renewed and won

Gold Shirt #2:
The writer's work, it has begun
What says the script?

All three:
Data fights Lore
And Troi's in trouble
Warp Core Breach
And Techno Babble!

Picard: Is this "dominating" enough for you yet?
Vash: You really suck at kinky roleplay, Jean-Luc!

Word (singing): STOP! In the name of Love!

 

[Qonundrum]

Laforge: "Stop picking each others' noses!"
Dr crusher (offscreen): Shut up Geordi, you're not a doctor you're an engineer.

 

[Qonundrum]

 

[Noname Given]

Intercom: (To Music) - "Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena...Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buena...Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena...Hey Macarena...OY!"

 

[Tenacity]

Oh yeah baby, hurt me so good.

 

[Herbert]

Langor: Now now, you weren't actually going to flip me off were you?

 

[Qonundrum]

Worf: "No worries kids, I'm embarrassed to be here too."

 

[Herbert]

LaForge: When I said I wanted to be the meat in a love sandwich this was NOT what I had in mind
Riker: What are you complaining about? That's more action than you've ever seen.

 

[Tenacity]

It took Next Generations a few tries to get the "face palm" just right.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

ANGRY CREWMAN 1: You put your chocolate in my peanut butter!
ANGRY CREWMAN 2: You put your peanut butter in my chocolate! I'm allergic to peanuts! You trying to kill me, you sonafab****!!!

 

[at Quark's]

Engineer #1: Sir, perhaps it's time to just acknowledge we simply suck at this? We're engineers, not stage actors!
Geordi <sigh> I'lll admit that I honestly don't know what the hell Deanna was thinking when she gave us this 'portray aggression within a triadic relationship ' assignment as part of our yearly mandatory 'channel your emotions productively in the workplace' course. But we have to find something decent in order to pass next week!

Crusher, Medical log, update. Perhaps the FFDA approved this experimental vaccine against the Tellurian Plague a bit too quickly after all.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Record Scratch

Worf: Yes, that's me. You might be wondering how I got here...

Geordi's Only Fans: Two Men, One Visor.

Worf: I've really got to... hand it to you.

Captain Picard and Dr Crusher quietly agreed never to mention how he brought Jack's body home again.

Woman: Hey, this guy wasn't in Wrath of Khan! How'd he get in here?

 

[Tenacity]

Crewman 1: "BETTY !!!"
Crewman 2: "VERONICA !!!"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

LeVAR BURTON: Honestly, reading Braille isn't as difficult as this. All it takes is a light touch. And then there is no limit to the amount of worlds you can vist. You can engage by taking that first trip to your local library.

 

[LeadHead]

La Forge: LeadHead said he’d start a new contest this weekend. Now will you both just CALM DOWN?!