Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This #579: Close Contact

[Finn]

Second officer's log: The Captain actually laughed aloud, and Worf never looked shocked when I allowed my right arm to disattach at the right moment.

 

[Noname Given]

Once it was obvious Data was malfunctioning, Cmdr. Riker found the <Ctrl> and <Alt> keys, no problem; but couldn't seem to see the <Del> key. Captain Picard and Lt. Worf were otherwise engaged, as it seems the 1701-D's Main Computer was glitching too, and had brought up Pornhub.com on the Main viewscreen...

 

[LeadHead]

Sorry, last weekend ended up being a lot busier than expected. New contest with either be up today or tomorrow.

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

Sorry, last weekend ended up being a lot busier than expected. New contest with either be up today or tomorrow.

Ticking away the moments that make up the dull day...

 

[Tenacity]

1701-D's Main Computer was glitching too, and had brought up Pornhub.com on the Main viewscreen

Picard: Isn't that Vulcan Love Slave number twenty-two?
Worf: I believe so sir, but it's hard to tell.
Picard: Well get all those bloody ads off the screen, I can't see what's going on.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

And this one meets its fate.