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Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This #579: Close Contact

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Hello and welcome to our new Contest!

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First up to the plate, we have the "Strap yourselves in for StarCraft references" Award going to @TrekTee for:

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Data: They're in for some chop, sir?
Picard: Five by five.


Next, we have the "Worf, Son of Venkman" Award, going to @Tenacity for:

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Worf: I thought after we finish here we could share a meal
Kaylar: You not going to use those same old cheap moves, are you?
Worf: No, I have all new cheap moves


Next, we have the "Ugh, can't we get the WB instead?" Award, going to @Honorable Ensign for:

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Romulan: I have successfully altered our reception. We now pick up UPN.


Next, we have the "So what do you rename Phaser to?" Award, going to @ghoulleywest for:

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Data: I have successfully altered it from a "try"-corder to a "do"-corder.


Next, we have "The Best Planet Express has to offer!" Award, going to @Geoff Peterson for:

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RIKER: Are you sure Scruffy the Janitor is the right person for this job?


Many great Photoshops this contest!

@Captain pl1ngpl0ng:

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Picard: What happened here?
Data: someone saw K'Ehleyr screaming something about a "vending machine"
Picard: and then she punched it?
Data: yes sir

@Herbert:

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Data: Captain, you were correct. Bracing the cartridge by Jamming instruction manuals into the intake port indeed did the trick


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3 KBL's!
@Dr. San Guinary:

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Worf: Success! I have located a Charizard in the auxiliary engine room!

@shivkala:

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Neral: Praetor, I have done as you ask, I have found a way to watch Picard without paying for CBS All-Access.

Praetor: Excellent, Neral

Neral: However, the human's system...YouTube...is only offering the series for a short time, so we must make haste and watch it, as the humans say by, "Netflixing and chilling."

@Orphalesion:

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K'ehlyr: I really want you to kiss me. But I also kinda want to punch you...
Worf: Sounds like a normal Klingon relationship to me.
K'ehlyr: Screw you, Worf!
Worf: That's the plan.

Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

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Enjoy!
 
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The More You Know: Commander William T. Riker miscalculated how heavy Lieutenant Commander Data was, causing permanent damage to his back and giving birth to his signature 'Riker Lean," but much to the chagrin of all CONN and OPS officers, the stinknuts position.

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Chief Engineers Log: This was a mistake.

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Duras regretted losing the Slap Bet to Worf.

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PIcard: Vash, did you invite anybody else to our roleplay night?


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Langor: No, let the two people who were in Wrath of Khan work things out.

Romas: But he wasn't credited-

Langor squeezes tghther

Langor: THAT WAS HIS AGENTS FAULT!!!!
 
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Picard: From this day forth all the toilets shall be known as "Johns"!

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Laforge: Doctor, I fail to see how this is going to....
The Dancing Doctor: Shut up Geordi. This choreography will finally win me Dancing With The Galactic Stars
 
Thank you for the win!

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Worf: Lt.'s Log--There is great honor in being the designated starship driver. Now, I must convince Commander "I've only had 3 beers, I'm fine," that he is not, in fact "fine."


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Geordi: THIS IS NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING!


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Star Trek's attempt at 3d was...lacking.


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Picard: I'm Robin Hood, I steal from the rich and give to the poor. You belonged to him, now you'll belong to some peasant. I don't make the rules, I just follow them.


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Star Trek circa 1987: Drugs are bad, M'kay?
 
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Musical chairs day on the bridge.

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Using hindsight, maybe Star Trek wasn't as woke as some people seem to think it was.
 
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YOU USED A CONTRACTION DIDN'T YOU!?

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Play air-clarinet one more time, I'll make it glow out your OTHER side.
 
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Riker: Okay Data, if you want to be the counselor, you need to get up and put on a blue dress.
 
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Worf: "We have finally arrived. It's the first Klingon drive-thru in 3,000 light years. So very hungry."
Riker: " Stop hitting yourself."
Picard: "Ah yes, the crimson arches...I want an Angry Meal with gagh!"
 
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