Hello and welcome to our new Contest!
First up to the plate, we have the "Strap yourselves in for StarCraft references" Award going to @TrekTee for:
Data: They're in for some chop, sir?
Picard: Five by five.
Next, we have the "Worf, Son of Venkman" Award, going to @Tenacity for:
Worf: I thought after we finish here we could share a meal
Kaylar: You not going to use those same old cheap moves, are you?
Worf: No, I have all new cheap moves
Next, we have the "Ugh, can't we get the WB instead?" Award, going to @Honorable Ensign for:
Romulan: I have successfully altered our reception. We now pick up UPN.
Next, we have the "So what do you rename Phaser to?" Award, going to @ghoulleywest for:
Data: I have successfully altered it from a "try"-corder to a "do"-corder.
Next, we have "The Best Planet Express has to offer!" Award, going to @Geoff Peterson for:
RIKER: Are you sure Scruffy the Janitor is the right person for this job?
Many great Photoshops this contest!
@Captain pl1ngpl0ng:
Picard: What happened here?
Data: someone saw K'Ehleyr screaming something about a "vending machine"
Picard: and then she punched it?
Data: yes sir
@Herbert:
Data: Captain, you were correct. Bracing the cartridge by Jamming instruction manuals into the intake port indeed did the trick
3 KBL's!
@Dr. San Guinary:
Worf: Success! I have located a Charizard in the auxiliary engine room!
@shivkala:
Neral: Praetor, I have done as you ask, I have found a way to watch Picard without paying for CBS All-Access.
Praetor: Excellent, Neral
Neral: However, the human's system...YouTube...is only offering the series for a short time, so we must make haste and watch it, as the humans say by, "Netflixing and chilling."
@Orphalesion:
K'ehlyr: I really want you to kiss me. But I also kinda want to punch you...
Worf: Sounds like a normal Klingon relationship to me.
K'ehlyr: Screw you, Worf!
Worf: That's the plan.
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!
Enjoy!

First up to the plate, we have the "Strap yourselves in for StarCraft references" Award going to @TrekTee for:

Data: They're in for some chop, sir?
Picard: Five by five.
Next, we have the "Worf, Son of Venkman" Award, going to @Tenacity for:

Worf: I thought after we finish here we could share a meal
Kaylar: You not going to use those same old cheap moves, are you?
Worf: No, I have all new cheap moves
Next, we have the "Ugh, can't we get the WB instead?" Award, going to @Honorable Ensign for:

Romulan: I have successfully altered our reception. We now pick up UPN.
Next, we have the "So what do you rename Phaser to?" Award, going to @ghoulleywest for:

Data: I have successfully altered it from a "try"-corder to a "do"-corder.
Next, we have "The Best Planet Express has to offer!" Award, going to @Geoff Peterson for:

RIKER: Are you sure Scruffy the Janitor is the right person for this job?
Many great Photoshops this contest!
@Captain pl1ngpl0ng:

Picard: What happened here?
Data: someone saw K'Ehleyr screaming something about a "vending machine"
Picard: and then she punched it?
Data: yes sir
@Herbert:

Data: Captain, you were correct. Bracing the cartridge by Jamming instruction manuals into the intake port indeed did the trick

3 KBL's!
@Dr. San Guinary:

Worf: Success! I have located a Charizard in the auxiliary engine room!
@shivkala:

Neral: Praetor, I have done as you ask, I have found a way to watch Picard without paying for CBS All-Access.
Praetor: Excellent, Neral
Neral: However, the human's system...YouTube...is only offering the series for a short time, so we must make haste and watch it, as the humans say by, "Netflixing and chilling."
@Orphalesion:

K'ehlyr: I really want you to kiss me. But I also kinda want to punch you...
Worf: Sounds like a normal Klingon relationship to me.
K'ehlyr: Screw you, Worf!
Worf: That's the plan.
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!





Enjoy!