Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #569: Up Close and Personal

[Qonundrum]

"That smells awful!"

No comment

"Care for a candy bar?"
"No, just Troi on the bar."

 

[Qonundrum]

She's raising Cain...

She's clearly able...

 

[Mr Soak]

Romulan: That tickles!
Ro: Huh?
Romulan: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

 

[Honorable Ensign]

It was unfortunate the Borg attack occurred during one of the occasions Picard replaced himself with a cardboard cutout in order to get some extra shut-eye.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

PICARD: We're pathetic. Why don't we ever use the holodeck to recreate a 1970's discoteque?

 

[Herbert]

Barclay: You three can be the first pirates.
Holo Data, Picard, and Laforge: <shrill voice in unison> but I don't want to be a pirate!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

WORF: (offscreen) The House of Dumas is most honorable.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BORG: Out the way, I want Patrick Stewart's autograph!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

RIKER: Captain! Quick! Lecture it to death!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

PICARD: Will? Tango into the holodeck. I have an idea...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Ro: I learned this from Ensign Forman. He said an ancestor of his used to do this all the time. Oh, and he also said I had to call you "dumbass".

 

[Leviathan]

Data: So, even with these little jerks, Starfleet policy is STILL non-lethal restraint? Seriously? C'mon...lets get all EXTERMINATE on these guys.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: I've got this one by the chest.
Geordi (off-cam): That's not his chest! Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Need a displaced hip reset? Call Ensign Ro!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

RIKER: Why can't you be Seven of Nine???

 

[IMC Headquarters]

DATA: If I cannot fit him in the overhead bin, he will have to be checked for a considerable fee. If I break him in half, he should easily accommodate the allotted space...

 

[Nerys Myk]

RO: Here's my contribution to your fanfilm Kickstarter!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Ro: And THAT's for not telling anyone what Romulan uniform patterns mean!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Fun caption reserved.

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And this funny caption too for good measure.

Spoiler

Monkeys always look.

 

[Herbert]

Ferengi: Put me down! The winners of the previous caption contest are about to be named
Data: Yeah, right. Not falling for that one