WORF: If you drank more prune juice you would not be so sluggish in battle.
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WORF: If you drank more prune juice you would not be so sluggish in battle.
Worf proudly endures the brutality of a Klingon proctology exam like a true warrior only to discover later the Klingon performing it was not a doctor.
The Romulan version of "pon farr."
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Picard: Captain's Personal Log--Seeing Will jump into action while I stand by feebly infuriates me. Come the movies, I'm going to be the one to get the best action sequences!
Worf: Spot? Oh, your cat, Spot! But, J'Dan is violently allergic to Earth felines. Uh-oh...
Data: Calgon, take me away!
Worf: They'll respect you now.
Ro: That's a comfort. I was lucky that Romulan had a weak hip.
Worf: That was not his hip. Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Ensign.
LaForge: Sir, if we're supposed to be the three musketeers, why aren't we using muskets?
The re-visioning of The Three Musketeers starring a blind man, an android, and a bald French man, set in the future, was not well received by audiences.
LeVAR BURTON: That's me on the right. It's not an Iron Mask I'm wearing, thank goodness. But something far more benevolent. The real Man in the Iron Mask can be found in the sequel to The Three Musketeers...at your local library. Check it out.
Commercial Jingle Singers: "Raise your arm...raise your arm if you're SURE!"
I'm putting a cork in this contest until Mr. Leadhead has a chance to catch up.
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