Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #559: Corridors of Power

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Jun 27, 2018.

  1. TrickyDickie

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    Chaff is deployed against the MiG-42 Episode Crusher....
     
  2. Qonundrum

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    Wesley forgot he ran out of french fries to fight the evil salt invasion with.
     
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    Data: @LeadHead is not present in these quarters. I have therefore come to an conclusion that he had gone off on a drinking binge in the celebration of the ancient American tradition known as Fourth of July and may not present himself until next week.
     
  4. Qonundrum

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    Data: "Hmm"
    Geordi: "What? Have you found the cause of the anomaly?"
    Data: "Yes. There is a form of rodentia in the EPS conduit. Spot was running around in circles in my quarters and ever since the Captain instructed me to never let him out of my quarters to prevent Worf from having another allergic reaction where his sneezes blew out the windows, I have resorted to another manmade device because the doorbell who created me didn't want to spend a penny to incorporate the same circuitry that fits in the palm of my hand."
    Geordi: "Don't you mean 'doorknob'?"
    Data: "How do either of us know both of those terms, this is the 24th century and we don't have bells or knobs. Just chimes. Has anybody rang your chimes lately, Geordi?"
    Geordi: "Touché"
     
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  7. Nerys Myk

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    Wes concluded making the mini-drones self aware was a mistake.
     
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    Wes: It's no use Captain. I can't get through this glitter barrier, @LeadHead erected. We'll have to find another way through or just wait until he decides to come out.

    :whistle: ;)
     
  9. LeadHead

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