Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #559: Corridors of Power

Mr. Woof: "Now remember, ensign, synchronized walking is an important part of moving up in the ranks. Do as I do. Go! Step, step, step. Step, step, step. Step, step, tap. You did not tap your comm badge! UGH. Let us try again..."

 

I was a 1 year old Man, vids of the old days sucked.




Worf: Did you see that man with the third nipple walk by? Was that in the description of our intruder?
Ensign: You're the chief of security, sir.

Worf: Shut up.

 

WORF: "What is your problem? Put your hand over your heart when the National Anthem gets played ..."

 

Yeah, some 80s music videos are laughingly bad, but still fun. Good for a chuckle if nothing else

 

Wesley: Why am I imagining hearing "Stayin' Alive"?




Worf (mumbling): The Macarena is without honour.




The West Wing walk-and-talk - you're doing it wrong.




Data: Geordi, you are an engineer. Why is my remote not working? I want to watch Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud.




Wesley gets kicked off Survivor Enterprise.

 

Wesley: Can you believe I'm already taller than Geordi?

Geordi: But not longer.

What?




Worf: God... I'm firm. I wish I wasn't me so I could make sweet, sweet love to me.




Chief Medical Officers Log: I didn't know when the Captain told me returning to the Enterprise would open doors for me that he was being so literal.




Data: Yes Geordi, I believe I have found the results of the Movie Caption Contest.





Wesley: What does the Captain put in that tea anyway?

 

Wes: "And I appear to be the only one who wears this stupid thing!"

 

Worf: Worf to bridge...you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's alright, it's okay and you may look the other way. We can try to understand. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Bridge crew: Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

 

Goldshirt is promptly killed.

 

Worf: "Worf to Capatin Picard. I am nearing the highly volatile situation with Klingons and Borg battling on the slippery floor of the navigation dolphins room. I am in immediate need of no-name red shirt ensigns."

 

CRUSHER: Sorry, I thought this was my office.
PULASKI: You the new CMO? I'll be gone in a sec. Lemme warn you though. There's this brat who the Captain has given run of the ship. Dunno why. Probably banged his mom or something.
CRUSHER: Uh...thanks...

 

PULASKI: MMNNNMMNNPHH! HELP! I'M IN HERE!
BEVERLY: Quiet you! Or it's back in the hole.

 

MEANWHILE, IN BEV'S OFF TIME...



Bev: "AH HA! Caught you masturba ... damnit. Another empty quarters," moves onto the next door.

 

WHEATON: "... and if we stick together, maybe we can all get decent wardrobe, for a change!"

 

Troi: "That reminds me -- Guinan said she'd be joining us shortly."

 

Chief Engineer's Log; It was one of these days that was so hectic that I couldn't adjust the usual misalignment in my visor. I was able to see through clothes all day. I didn't tell anyone though...

 

Wes: "Well, it all starts with this character named Luke Skywalker on the planet 'Tatooine'...."

Troi: "Will pronounces it 'Titooine'. I don't know why."

Geordi: "I do."

 

Test shot for unproduced TNG episode entitled 'The Joining'.

 

Kirk: "Sack race?"

Bev: "No sacks until I get to know you."

 

CRUSHER: I really thought my dance class would have more students.