Mr. Woof: "Now remember, ensign, synchronized walking is an important part of moving up in the ranks. Do as I do. Go! Step, step, step. Step, step, step. Step, step, tap. You did not tap your comm badge! UGH. Let us try again..."
Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #559: Corridors of Power
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Mr. Woof: "Now remember, ensign, synchronized walking is an important part of moving up in the ranks. Do as I do. Go! Step, step, step. Step, step, step. Step, step, tap. You did not tap your comm badge! UGH. Let us try again..."
I was a 1 year old
Man, vids of the old days sucked.
Worf: Did you see that man with the third nipple walk by? Was that in the description of our intruder?
Ensign: You're the chief of security, sir.
Worf: Shut up.
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WORF: "What is your problem? Put your hand over your heart when the National Anthem gets played ..."
I was a 1 year old
Yeah, some 80s music videos are laughingly bad, but still fun. Good for a chuckle if nothing else
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Wesley: Why am I imagining hearing "Stayin' Alive"?
Worf (mumbling): The Macarena is without honour.
The West Wing walk-and-talk - you're doing it wrong.
Data: Geordi, you are an engineer. Why is my remote not working? I want to watch Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud.
Wesley gets kicked off Survivor Enterprise.
Wesley: Can you believe I'm already taller than Geordi?
Geordi: But not longer.
What?
Worf: God... I'm firm. I wish I wasn't me so I could make sweet, sweet love to me.
Chief Medical Officers Log: I didn't know when the Captain told me returning to the Enterprise would open doors for me that he was being so literal.
Data: Yes Geordi, I believe I have found the results of the Movie Caption Contest.
Wesley: What does the Captain put in that tea anyway?
Wes: "And I appear to be the only one who wears this stupid thing!"
Worf: Worf to bridge...you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's alright, it's okay and you may look the other way. We can try to understand. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Bridge crew: Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
Goldshirt is promptly killed.
Worf: Worf to bridge...you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's alright, it's okay and you may look the other way. We can try to understand. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Bridge crew: Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
Worf: "Worf to Capatin Picard. I am nearing the highly volatile situation with Klingons and Borg battling on the slippery floor of the navigation dolphins room. I am in immediate need of no-name red shirt ensigns."
PULASKI: MMNNNMMNNPHH! HELP! I'M IN HERE!
BEVERLY: Quiet you! Or it's back in the hole.
MEANWHILE, IN BEV'S OFF TIME...
Bev: "AH HA! Caught you masturba ... damnit. Another empty quarters," moves onto the next door.
Bev: "AH HA! Caught you masturba ... damnit. Another empty quarters," moves onto the next door.
WHEATON: "... and if we stick together, maybe we can all get decent wardrobe, for a change!"
WHEATON: "... and if we stick together, maybe we can all get decent wardrobe, for a change!"
Troi: "That reminds me -- Guinan said she'd be joining us shortly."
Wes: "Well, it all starts with this character named Luke Skywalker on the planet 'Tatooine'...."
Troi: "Will pronounces it 'Titooine'. I don't know why."
Geordi: "I do."
Test shot for unproduced TNG episode entitled 'The Joining'.
Kirk: "Sack race?"
Bev: "No sacks until I get to know you."
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