Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #556: ANGER!

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to the new contest! I'm sorry I continue to be unreliable. The past few weeks have been massively busy but there's light at the end of the tunnel. I'm hoping to be more consistent starting in a couple of weeks. (This means new contests will be coming in the TOS and Movies I-X forums at that time as well)

Anyway, I didn't have the chance to judge winners yet, but we start a new contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: Mark my words Picard. You will regret stealing my razor!

Worf: Your brother was the first Benzite to join Starfleet and he's still in the academy. How are you an Ensign?!

Troi: CAPTAIN'S AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GO ON AWAY TEAMS!!!

Data did not react well when his console had mandatory updates.

Picard: Nobody asked for a beam-out O'Brien!

 

[Orac]

Picard: Not now! I was just about to pop my cookies!

 

[Mr Soak]

Have you ever seen the back of your hair? I'll lend you my razor.

 

[Herbert]

Data could never win at Rock em Sock em robots

 

[Herbert]

Benzite Vs Klingon in an all forehead throw down!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

PICARD: Number One, we need to talk about you standing there all the time. Counselor Troi can easily see where you're looking in the reflection on the viewscreen, she's already made several HR complaints.

WORF: So you're telling me, if any of your people sees a problem that threatens destroying the ship, they don't report it until they have a solution?
MENDAN: Yes.
WORF: How many Benzyte ships per year are destroyed in accidents?
MENDAN: Thousands. Why?

TROI: I'm not just stating the obvious, I'm a real empath!
PICARD: Hehe. Oh Counselor, I do believe I'm sensing anger.
TROI: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

DATA: Does it really have to say that the driver is responsible for the safe operation of the ship EVERY TIME I TURN IT ON?!

ENTITY: Oh my God, Zefram! ...This isn't what it looks like! Jean Luc is only a friend!

 

[Jedman67]

PICARD: "Let's talk about this Deanna. How many years were you in medical school?"

KHAAAAAAAN!!!!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Geez, no need to get your adult panties in a wad, I only said you sort of look like Jennifer Lien!"

Troi: "I have Jennifer Lien butthurt over you even mentioning her name in a way I don't like!"

Picard: "then grow up, move out of your parent's basement and act like an adult."

Troi: "NEVER!"

 

[Herbert]

Picard: Somehow, this sounded more hot when you described it to me

 

[Herbert]

The Lights of Zetar Next Gen version

 

[Herbert]

Worf: You may impress me.
Mendon: How may I do that?
Worf: Rokeg Blood Pie, just like mother used to make. 10 Forward, 1700 hours

 

[Herbert]

Picard: Why are you hunched over?
Riker: Lombago, sir.
Picard: Very unusual in one so young
Riker: Could be worse. Could be male pattern baldness

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "NO!!! I will not be a sparkly vampire!!!"

 

[Leviathan]

Worf: *I" am the token alien around here buddy. I better not catch you wearing my sash.

 

[Leviathan]

Picard Force Ghost: Wesley...you must go the the Dagobah system.

 

[Leviathan]

...the battle continues well into the 24th century: iPhone vs Android.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Mendon: Look man, it's totally medicinal and I got a scrip. So lay off, herbert!

 

[Qonundrum]

"Riker, do you know of a pleasure planet called Risa?"
"No, but I'm very interested in it. Tell me more."
"I've never been there, but..."

Mendon: "Mister Worf, have you ever heard of a pleasure planet called Risa?"
Worf: "Do they have any good books there?"

"I want a divorce!"
"No. Give me back the knife so I can finish preparing the sirloin vindaloo!"

"THEY WOULD BELIEVE ME IF I WERE AN ADULT HUMAN!"

...once the ghost got done with Beverly, it was Jean-Luc's turn for worst episode ever...

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

O'Brien (offscreen): "Oh no, he's about to lecture us again. Initiate transport!"