Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #547: Yep, that's the Enterprise

[TrickyDickie]

Data: "There's a ship lies rigged and ready in the harbor....Tomorrow for old England she sails....Far away from your land of endless sunshine....To my land full of rainy skies and gales....And I shall be aboard that ship tomorrow....Though my heart is full of tears at this farewell...."

Geordi: "Hey, everybody....Ol' Yellow Eyes is back!"

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Data: "There's a ship lies rigged and ready in the harbor....Tomorrow for old England she sails....Far away from your land of endless sunshine....To my land full of rainy skies and gales....And I shall be aboard that ship tomorrow....Though my heart is full of tears at this farewell...."

Did you create that poem ? It's beautiful !

 

[Drob]

The Enterprise encounters dank hole radiation, first discovered by Prof. Carl Spock.

Picard: Did you turn Bluetooth off?
Wesley: Yeah!
Picard: Are you sure?
Wesley: Totally dude.

This is the bit where Data Simpson drives into the garage chasing Picard.


:-)

 

[shivkala]

Picard: Captain's Log: We were on our way to deliver the Caption Contest winners when we encountered a tear in the spacetime continuum. Leadhead is not going to be happy!

Picard: Of all times for Worf to be at a Batleth tournament and the Universal Translator to break.

Riker: Hold on, Sir, we're trying to download Duolingo on Data. It just added Klingon lessons.

Data: Sir, you were right, we had the left turn signal on since Alpha Centauri.

Bateson: Pivot! Pivot!

Picard: Uh, Frasier, one 90's sitcom reference at a time! Two if it's a Cheers reference.

Picard: So, what, exactly is happening here?

Geordi: Sir, honestly, the answer is so technobabbly, even I'm not sure.

Data: I can confirm, Sir. In fact, what we are doing is breaking all of the rules of physics.

Picard: Can we just blame Wesley?

Wesley: Aw, man! I thought Barclay was the scapegoat lately!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: What the hell???? I just had that nacelle painted!!!!

 

[TrickyDickie]

Did you create that poem ? It's beautiful !

No....the lines come from one of my favorite songs:

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[Herbert]

Captain Bateson: Geez,Commander Niles, I let you take the helm and you immediately crash into another ship.
Lt Commander Martin Crane: I told you this would happen, but did you listen to me? Nooo!

 

[ThankQ]

Frakes: Just 'Tubs' down in the effects lab to think of it as a high tech reenactment of when I dropped my can of Yoohoo on that fat strawberry jam sandwich.

 

[Tenacity]

Picard: Of all times for Worf to be at a Batleth tournament and the Universal Translator to break.

Riker: "Don't worry Captain, we just found these old books on the Klingon language, covered in cobwebs and dust.

Wesley: Blor'k mik glom'romper? *

Picard/Riker/Troi: Ha ha ha ha,


(* Which way to the post office?)

 

[tharpdevenport]

Wesley: "Sir, we're being sucked in by E.T.'s head."

Picard: "What? You're just making that up."

Wesley: "No, sir -- look at this view of the Enterprise from the monitoring buoy we launched earlier. I'll just do some doodling..."

 

[inflatabledalek]

Captain's Log supplemental: As our second season concludes the black hole of deadlines is in danger of consuming us. Sadly only one, dreaded, thing can block it. The Clip Show.

The Enterprise crew picked the wrong night to have a gay disco in the observation lounge.

Data: I do not understand how I was able to use a Star Fleet support craft as my holiday transport, but it sure beats flying Ryanvaccum.

Picard: We've lost the engine! Didn't I read somewhere once that can serious affect our ability to fly?

Inflatable Dalek: Damn, I wasted the Highlander joke on the last contest...

 

[Tenacity]

Troi: No I'm not imagining it, I was stepping out of the shower and it was right there outside the window.

 

[Triskelion]

Klingon Captain: Grey Poupon is always best when served live!

 

[Tenacity]

Damn, I wasted the Highlander joke on the last contest...

Picard: "We're the flagship of the Federation ... there can be only one!"

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: Ooh, Highlander memes! I AM GEORDI LAFORGE OF THE - never mind.

 

[Finn]

PIcard (OS): Damn it, Wesley! I asked you not to flush the multiphasic nanities in the toilet!

Worf (staring ot the window in conference lounge...): Only if I had Klingons around...

Second Officer's Log: I'm enroute back to the Enterprise after a conference about the life of Stephen Hawking. Just noticed they haven't removed the "I heart Tasha" writing I put on the top of the nacelle.

Captain Bateson's brother: *wipes the nacelles*

Bateson: Damn it, Niles!

Annorax: The results?

Obrist: Our calculations have been off. Restoration is only 30 percent...

Annorax: Trip?

Obrist:...still dead.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Picard: Report, Mr. Worf.

Worf: Klingon Amway representatives directly ahead, sir.

 

[Mr Soak]

“Captain’s Log: Captain Geordi LaForge recording. The USS Challenger is successfully channeling excess energy from the planet to power the new timeship prototype. It is estimated that-“

Picard: A-hem, Cheif Engineer. When you’ve finished your holodeck fantasy...

 

[Qonundrum]

In case nobody else beat me to it:

 

[Catarina]

Wesley: Why do I get the feeling we're about to be plucked like a toy in an ancient vending machine?
Troi: No one reports feelings but me!