Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #547: Yep, that's the Enterprise
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'A Nightmare on Helm Seat II: The Klingon Battle Krueger'
Geordi: "Do you know Miranda?"
Data: "Never heard of the bitch."
Wesley: " 'Red Heat', 1987."
Picard does a face palm....
Dark Helmet: "Honnnnnnneeeeeee!!!!!!! I shrunk the Enterprise!"
EVERYONE (SINGING):
"There's a hole in the bottom of outer space;
There's a hole in the bottom of outer space;
There's a hole---
There's a hole---
There's a hole in the bottom of outer space!"
Picard: "Is it time, Mr. Worf?"
Worf: "Yes, sir -- 0700 hours."
Picard: "Now Mr. Worf!!!"
Worf: "Yes, sir -- 0700 hours."
Picard: "Now Mr. Worf!!!"
Picard: Report.
Data: Levels of blue are increasing rapidly, sir. Approaching Discovery-level danger.
MirrorData, returning from Risa, contacts some previously departed "special friends"
Picard: Mr. Data, report!
Data: Sensors indicate we are being used as a wifi hotspot, sir.
Picard: Can we interupt that, turn it off somehow?
Data: You can't stop the signal, Mal. I mean, Captain.
Data: Confirmed. The brake lights are not working.
Picard: "I knew I should have taken that left turn at New Albuquerque!"
Q-VC: Continuum starship motel. Starships check in - but they don't check out!
Picard: The "IKS Home Pregnancy Test?"
Riker: Now that is a scary name.
Data: Pew pew pew!
Frasier: Sorry Enterprise, I was distracted by the accent. What part of France did you say you were from?
Picard: Reverse the shield polarity! Reverse the polarity!
Data: What - reverse it again? Would that not negate the first reversal?
<ship explodes>
Data demonstrates the dangers of distracted piloting...
Riker: "When I eat a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation we're slowly being sucked into oblivion by a black hole. Oh, fuck!"
Picard: "See? This is why we don't eat on the Bridge!"
LEIA : Luke, the hole to shoot the Death Star is right here !
LUKE : Are you sure ?
PICARD (calling) : Whoever you are, this is not the right movie ! I repeat : this is not the right movie !
DATA : Commander Data to ship ! I am here to deliver your order of, I quote, a "Sexy Officer". Can I come in ?
Captain Sam Malone: "I think there's a little too much whoop cream on this sundae."
Guinan: "This isn't right!"
Excerpt from the lost TNG episode 'Danson with the Stars'.
"They're baaaaaaack!"
Wesley does 'Poltergeist'.
