Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #547: Yep, that's the Enterprise

[Mr Soak]

Pictured: Android device in flight mode.

 

[bigglesworth]

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[TrickyDickie]

'A Nightmare on Helm Seat II: The Klingon Battle Krueger'

 

[TrickyDickie]

Geordi: "Do you know Miranda?"

Data: "Never heard of the bitch."

Wesley: " 'Red Heat', 1987."

Picard does a face palm....

 

[TrickyDickie]

Dark Helmet: "Honnnnnnneeeeeee!!!!!!! I shrunk the Enterprise!"

 

[Timewalker]

EVERYONE (SINGING):

"There's a hole in the bottom of outer space;
There's a hole in the bottom of outer space;
There's a hole---
There's a hole---
There's a hole in the bottom of outer space!"

 

[Leviathan]

Wildlife show announcer: Here we see a rare glimpse of Starfleet ships mating. The Miranda and Galaxy embrace to produce the beautiful Nebula class. The miracle of nature!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Is it time, Mr. Worf?"

Worf: "Yes, sir -- 0700 hours."

Picard: "Now Mr. Worf!!!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Picard: Report.

Data: Levels of blue are increasing rapidly, sir. Approaching Discovery-level danger.

 

[Qonundrum]

MirrorData, returning from Risa, contacts some previously departed "special friends"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: Mr. Data, report!
Data: Sensors indicate we are being used as a wifi hotspot, sir.
Picard: Can we interupt that, turn it off somehow?
Data: You can't stop the signal, Mal. I mean, Captain.

Data: Confirmed. The brake lights are not working.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Picard: "I knew I should have taken that left turn at New Albuquerque!"

 

[Triskelion]

Q-VC: Continuum starship motel. Starships check in - but they don't check out!

Picard: The "IKS Home Pregnancy Test?"
Riker: Now that is a scary name.

Data: Pew pew pew!

Frasier: Sorry Enterprise, I was distracted by the accent. What part of France did you say you were from?

Picard: Reverse the shield polarity! Reverse the polarity!
Data: What - reverse it again? Would that not negate the first reversal?
<ship explodes>

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Data demonstrates the dangers of distracted piloting...

 

[Herbert]

Riker: Captain, latest intelligence reports that Klingons are now using tiny design
Picard: It's soooo cute
Worf: grumble, grumble

 

[tharpdevenport]

Riker: "When I eat a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation we're slowly being sucked into oblivion by a black hole. Oh, fuck!"

Picard: "See? This is why we don't eat on the Bridge!"

 

[Mr Soak]

Riker: What numbskull pulled the univere's plug?

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

LEIA : Luke, the hole to shoot the Death Star is right here !
LUKE : Are you sure ?
PICARD (calling) : Whoever you are, this is not the right movie ! I repeat : this is not the right movie !

DATA : Commander Data to ship ! I am here to deliver your order of, I quote, a "Sexy Officer". Can I come in ?

 

[TrickyDickie]

Captain Sam Malone: "I think there's a little too much whoop cream on this sundae."

Guinan: "This isn't right!"

Excerpt from the lost TNG episode 'Danson with the Stars'.

 

[TrickyDickie]

"They're baaaaaaack!"

Wesley does 'Poltergeist'.