Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #538: Good Times

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Dec 19, 2017.

  1. Herbert

    Herbert Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Geordi: This is a stick up
    Data: That better be your hand this time, Geordi.
     
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  2. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    TFTW!

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    LaForge:
    This will work Data, women love a ventriloquist act...right?
     
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  3. Leviathan

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    Data: So...the little squares moving around was impressive? Nobody has ever hear of Qix? Ok then. Hey, wait till you see my high score on 'Frogger'.
     
  4. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Captains Log: 2 more crew tried to weasel out of 2 days of missed shifts claiming they were 'phase cloaked'. Probably drunken shagging in the broom closet.
     
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  5. Mr Soak

    Mr Soak Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Data: It was LaForge, sir.
    Pircard: Oh, right. Finding doors to roll under, then
     
  6. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Thanks for the multi-win LH!


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    Picard: OK, time to start quoting the classics...

    *AHEM*

    "This is so fucking cool!"


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    Troi: Though as I'm the one who can beat Data at chess, you really should have had me take this guy on. I'd have thrashed him.


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    Riker: Damn! My fingers are trapped and useless... how will I shave now?!



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    Geordi: Data, it's too late, they've already cast the new Doctor Who.


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    Riker: Well Sir, you said you were sick of Captain Picard Day.

    Picard: True, but "Mr Mott Month"?!
     
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  7. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Riker: Uh oh, here comes the mother of all facepalms.
    Troi: I would not want to be that super-intelligent spatial anomaly!

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    Pulaski: ...You have beaten him!
    Data: It is a matter of perspective, Doctor. In the strictest sense, I did not win.
    Troi & Pulaski: Data!
    Data: I busted him up.
    All: Yes!
    Pulaski: Too bad Tasha couldn't see you in action.
     
  8. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    The cast made an impassioned plea, but the studio execs made 'Sub Rosa' anyhow.
     
  9. tharpdevenport

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    Frakes: "The writers thought this would be funny. LOL -- my fingers -- dai r trapeded!!1!"

    Stewart: "Sigh. I'm a classically trained actor."
     
  10. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Rocky Racoon Premium Member

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    RIKER: He's having that "Helen Noel" fantasy again, isn't he?
    TROI: Yes, I'm sensing...(shudder)...actually you don't want to know what I'm sensing.
     
  11. TauCygna

    TauCygna Captain Captain

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    Loads of Data screenshots ! I'm thrilled ^^

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    PICARD (with theatrical voice and attitude) : And now, my dear colleagues - Make it snow !

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    RIKER : So Data, did you guess who your Secret Santa is ?
    CROWD : *happy conversations*
    DATA : ....I am puzzled by your question, lieutenant. I thought we all knew that Santa Claus, sometimes referred as Saint Nicolas or Weihnachtsmann, is a fictiona--
    PULASKI : --just say it's me, Data.

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    GEORDI : Nice outfit ! Are you planning to spend some time in the Holodeck ?
    DATA : Not today, Geordi. I have a date tonight, and I thought it would be an appropriate outfit.
    GEORDI : .....ah o_O
    (Could be a scene from my fic ! :guffaw:)

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    DATA : Captain, I personally find that scene confusing.
    PICARD : So I do, commander.
    RIKER : Is it me, or is Beverly really performing a drunk strip tease ?!