Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #537: Elevator Music
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Picard: Oh well, I'm off to go back to my quarters, all by myself -
Troi: ......
Picard: YEP, in total solitude, to contemplate the burdens of command -
Troi: ......
Picard: Never to know the simple joy of fraternization with the crew, or a brief commiseration over an ale in Ten Forward -
Troi: ......
Picard: Probably never even booking a psychotherapy session for fear of upsetting the crew -
Troi: ......
Picard: - Yep, here I go now -
Troi: ......
Picard: And if the turbolift should halt for a minute, it's probably just me swallowing my insecurities for a quick "Way to go, Skipper" - or a "Gosh you're swell, Captain", and maybe a "Who stands watch on deck of your starship?" -
Troi: ......
Picard:<whispering> "The U.S.S. Jean Luc"
Worf: Light stun, heavy stun, light kill, heavy kill - ah here we go: heavy spider fire death kill.
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worf: "Are you looking at me warrior bum? Warrior bum looker."
K'Ehleyr: Look, I said I was sorry. I didn't mean to compare it to a dead Gagh. Come back to bed?
K'Ehleyr: You're all winners!
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Yo! Winners Winners Chicken Dinners!
K'Ehleyr: Roll your shoulders back. You walk like a troll.
Worf: You try working at station built to fit the height of a human woman. (Pause) An honorable one. Great, now I have feelings. Time to go punch someone.
Worf: "Computer -- current location of acting ensign Wesley Crusher?"
Picard: Goodbye counsellor... Oh, that reminds me. Must get my camel-hair coat dry cleaned.
Worf: *SIGH* So much easier on Klingon ships where you just use a sharp knife for everything.
Barclay: I aint getting in no lift, you crazy fool.
K'Ehleyr: WHO DOES OUR SON AGE TEN TIMES FASTER THAN A NORMAL CHILD WORF?!?!
Captain's Personal Log: dontlookattheboobsdontlookatheboobsdontlookattheboobsdontlookattheboobsdontlookattheboobs...
Troi: "Ahhh, Captain -- this is the turbolift, not a wall urinal."
Here's one combining two pictures...
WORF - Why do these things have to be set on stun when storaged or holstered.
K'EHLEYR - Oh come on Worf, you're still a cool guy and honorable warrior, even if you have to set your phaser on stun sometimes...
WORF - And now you're going to tell Alexander that his father walks around with his phaser on stun setting, will I ever earn his respect.
K'EHLEYR - You know the boy understands how 'safety first' Starfleet can be.
WORF - Why do these things have to be set on stun when storaged or holstered.
K'EHLEYR - Oh come on Worf, you're still a cool guy and honorable warrior, even if you have to set your phaser on stun sometimes...
WORF - And now you're going to tell Alexander that his father walks around with his phaser on stun setting, will I ever earn his respect.
K'EHLEYR - You know the boy understands how 'safety first' Starfleet can be.
Worf: Those ensigns were not mocking me at all! There really was a dead phaser in my pants!
Picard: I have to go tell LaForge that his Charizard can not be used to restart the engines! You have the bridge Number One!
Riker (to Troi): I wonder if he knows about the Porygon Data put in the computer?
My Pokemon Go app says that there is a Klingon ghWAnchi Pokemon in here. I must catch it!
No sign of Porygon in here—-oh, hello Pikachu! So your the one that shocked the Captain!
Worf: "I keep telling the Captain it is NOT a wall urinal, but does he listen? No! His bladder is without honor!"
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