Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #529: Doorways

[Leviathan]

The oldest of human traditions remained well past the 24th century: Selling school-funding cookies at the office for the kids who were too lazy to go door to door.

 

[Qonundrum]

Rasmussen, before introducing the Enterprise crew to his college, decided to take them out for drinks beforehand.


Beverly: "Jean-Luc, I told you not to go in there!"


Picard: "Mr. Worf, keep him out of trouble. That place is like Risa but only without the medications."

 

[Timewalker]

Picard: Also, Data, a question of accuracy -- I don't think Scrooge had a giant vault of gold coins he swam in.

Data: You are mistaken, sir. I consulted the historical databases, and this point was confirmed by four members of Scrooge's family: His nephew, Donald, and his great-nephews, Huey, Dewey, and Louie.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RASMUSSEN: Tiny houses are all the rage, Captain. It's all about downsizing.
PICARD: And you're a licensed Realtor?
RASMUSSEN: Why would I lie?

PICARD: Just set that on the table, sweetheart. Oh and get me some coffee and chicken sandwich.
CRUSHER: What the...? I'm the Chief Medical Officer!!!!
PICARD: Sure you are, honey. Chicken sandwich. Chop. Chop
CRUSHER: What is this? The 2260s?

 

[LeadHead]

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