Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #524: Beaming

Drunk Klingon: What?? This isn't the House of Waffle!


Troi: Let's all get a clone. I'm going to name mine Billy, because he will be precocious and have lots of facial hair.
Geordi: Um, it wouldn't be Commander Riker's, it'd be your clone.
Troi: Yes...and?
Worf: I would name mine after the greatest warrior who ever lived
Pulaski: Alexander?
Worf: Yes...not...Horatio Bonaparte of the Clan McLeod....
Pulaski: I'll name mine Bones.
Worf: What if it is a female?
Pulaski: Yes, and...?
Geordi: If I get a clone I will name it something cool, like one of the Jacksons.
Worf: Michael?
Pulaski: Samuel?
Troi: Pollock?
Picard: Shoeless Joe?
Geordi: Shirley. I could feature her on a children's reading show of some kind. How about you, sir? What name would you like your clone to have?
Picard: I don't care, as long as it's evil.
All: OF COURSE


Grebnedlog: I would introduce you to Brebnedlog, but he is still in the john trying to make things go.
Frebnedlog: I bet he is looking for things.


Shelby: Away team to Enterprise, it's just a cow pat, over.

 

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