Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #506: Two Enterprises, One Episode

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by The Illusive Man, Apr 17, 2017.

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Which episode should be featured in the next Caption Contest?

Poll closed Apr 24, 2017.
  1. Deja Q

    10 vote(s)
    76.9%
  2. The Offspring

    3 vote(s)
    23.1%
  1. Kick the Can

    Kick the Can Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Callisto: What'll you have - Pickled Snot? Rat's Slop Tray? Hobbit Vomit?
    Yar: I'll just have a regular drink.
    Castillo: Oh, they have drinks here?
     
  2. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Worf: What is it?
    Guinan: A Plot Hole.
     
  3. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Captain's Log: Our appearance on 'Pimp my Ride' has not gone well.
     
  4. Zombie Cheerleader

    Zombie Cheerleader JJ Abraaaaains Premium Member

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    CASTILLO: So, you wanna introduce me?
    GUINAN: You're out of luck, pal. Never seen her before today.
    YAR: Back atcha, lady. Before today,I didn't even know this placed existed!
     
  5. Tenacity

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    Castillo: "So, how YOU doing."
     
  6. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Worf: A great big space hole could come in handy after all this prune juice.


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    Crosby: I guess they gave you Shatner's uniform tunic from how...baggy it looks.


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    Picard: Hmm, the orange plastic is...orange.

    Does anyone know what this is actually for?


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    Yar: So if i go sacrifice myself in the past, the timeline will change so I never leave Star Trek to foolishly pursue a film career that become nothing more than doing guest spots on Star Trek?


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    Picard: We're doing quite well against these Birds of Prey considering we're outnumbered.

    Riker: I know, imagine living in a timeline where the Enterprise gets destroyed by one, twenty year old, ship because the guy in command didn't know how to fire all weapons at once!
     
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  7. Jed-Ghost67

    Jed-Ghost67 Commodore Commodore

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    GUINAN: "What will it be, Lieutenant?"
    Castillo: "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
    PICARD: <over comm> "Get him off my ship!!"

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    (cont)

    GUINAN: "And there he goes!"
    WORF: "Too bad it wasn't Wesley!"
     
  8. Laura Cynthia Chambers

    Laura Cynthia Chambers Commodore Commodore

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    "The Starlight Zone" -Worf and Guinan are the only ones aware that the Enterprise-D is actually a child's toy. Can they stop a toddler from flushing them?
     
  9. captain crow

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  10. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Riker: "Mr. Data, please turn off that soliloquy light."
    Data: "The what, Commander?"
    Picard: "Is this a dagger which I see before me..."
    Riker: "Too late."
     
  11. Kick the Can

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    Castillo: Hey sexy, what's your name?
    Yar: Ain't sexy.
    Castillo: You can call me Castillo, Aunt Sexy.
    Yar: Yar.
    Castillo: Yes, I am Castillo, Aunt Sexy.
    Yar: No - Tasha, Calypso.
    Castillo: Sorry - Notasha. And it's Castillo, actually.
    Yar: No - TASHA
    Castillo: Sorry! noTASHA. I know you're not from Earth.
    Yar: TURKANA!
    Castillo: It's true!
    Yar: Listen. Callista -
    Castillo: CASTILLO.
    Yar: YAR.
    Castillo: Yes, I am. Why is that an issue, Notasha?
    Yar: DICK!
    Castillo: Yes, but I prefer Richard, Notasha.
    Yar: YAR!
    Castillo: I just said I was. I thought this was a synthahol bar, but...?
    Guinan: Oh, I see what's going on here. Perhaps I can be of service. This is Lieutenant Yar, and she came from Turkana Four.
    Castillo: Yes, I'm a Lieutenant. She came from Turkana for - what? A Supercut?
    Yar: You're one to talk! Last time I saw a rug like that a tribble was humping it LIEUTENANT DICK!
    Castillo: IT'S PAUL MITCHELL!
    Yar: OK, SO SORRY LIEUTENANT PAUL MITCHELL! GEEZ, YOU'RE HOSTILE.
    Castillo: NO - IT'S NOT LIEUTENANT PAUL MITCHELL YOU TURKEY!
    Yar: TURKANAN!
    Castillo: CASTILLO.
    Yar: YAR!
    Castillo: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID NOTASHA!
    Yar: NO!!! TASHA!!!
    Castillo: If you ever see some old guy staring long and hard at you from across the room - IT WON'T BE ME, I'LL BE DEAD
    Yar: From what? A TRIBBLE INFECTION DICK??
    Callisto: OH, NOW WHO'S BEING HOSTILE!
     
  12. Tenacity

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  13. Leviathan

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    Castillo: You ever feel like there's another timeline or universe out there...and that it is constantly Judging us? Perhaps we could hear if we were able to listen...
    Guinan: Most of it's just fart jokes.
     
  14. 20-Backwards

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    Castillo: We think you need to tone it down with the hair gel.
    Yar: It's just a couple dabs.
    Castillo: click click ...
    Guinan: Sorry Tasha. It's more than a couple dabs.
    Castillo: Have you considered mousse? Or a hat?
    Guinan: You leave my hat out of this.
    Yar: Why do I smell pork rinds?
     
  15. Zombie Cheerleader

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    GUINAN: Oh crap, someone better call the lawyers.
     
  16. Smellincoffee

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    Picard: Set phasers to frag.

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    Michael Dorn: *sigh* My career after this show. I see it now.

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    Castillo: I came over here with a pick-up line, but suddenly I'm terrified of you.
    Guinan: I've seen that look before. You should be.

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    Castillo: When I come back, I want an old-fashioned on the rocks.
    Yar: That's really not his job.
    Castillo: On my Enterprise, redunant crewmen serve drinks.
    Yar: Might explain why you're being rescued.

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    In the future, even Etch-a-Sketches have gotten slimmer.
     
  17. Zombie Cheerleader

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    PICARD: I think I'll start with a nice white wine, the Gewurztraminer.
     
  18. 20-Backwards

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    Worf: Well it says here, barring any Deus Ex Machinas, if we target the center of the contrivance with our MacGuffins, we should be well into the denouement by 3 pm.
     
  19. Kick the Can

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    Guinan: Dammit! Not again!
    Worf: Maybe you should consider smaller hats.
     
  20. The Illusive Man

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