Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #491: Cold Conditions

[Finn]

Captain's Log:....and I was able heat the stones as the intense light of the setting sun bounced off my forehead and allowed the rocks to get as hot as Vulcan...

 

[Catarina]

Enterprise-D her electric bill unpaid.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Yar: So wait... there isn't really a starship called the Lollipop?

Riker: "There is. She's a good ship."

 

[Tenacity]

Riker: Lieutenant, what part of "Set phasers to stun" did you not get?
Worf: "Stun". Obviously.
Riker: Lieutenant, don't you realize that was a rhetorical question?

Worf: "Commander, didn't you realize that my answer of "stun" was a sarcastic response?"

 

[Triskelion]

Beverly: He's dead, Jim.
Worf: Logically.
Riker: Well, now I know why I want to die alone.

 

[Finn]

Riker: I have nothing to say to you and you know why....

 

[Tenacity]

Simon Says, everyone with a hat looks down, while everyone bare headed looks up.

 

[LeadHead]

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