Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #491: Cold Conditions
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Captain's Log: At least, I won't haven to listen to Wil's complaining about me going on an away mission, Beverly's demanding me to do breakfast tomorrow morning, Data's latest humanity quest, whatever Counselor Troi is sensing and whatever that Geordi guy in Engineering is doing, and telling Worf to stop pointing a phaser at the viewer.......
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YAR: How long do you think until LeadHead announces the winners?
DATA: When Trump leaves office.....
Disclaimer: I give the credit for the original dialogue to @Gep Malakai
Riker: Lieutenant, what part of "Set phasers to stun" did you not get?
Worf: "Stun". Obviously.
Riker: Lieutenant, don't you realize that was a rhetorical question?
Worf, thinking: Yep, definitely transferring to Deep Space Nine.
Jeff Probst, OS: This week on SURVIVOR: TAMARIA! Having seen ally after ally voted off, will Jean-Luc strike a deal to save what's left of his alliance, or continue to hope that Worf will win tribal immunity?
Crosby: Smoke, tar monster -- are we filming a Very Special anti-cigarette commercial or something?
Yar: The metal band is just ahead, sir. We've encountered their fog machine.
Data: "Metal"? Are these musicians artificial lifeforms?
GEORDI : Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
RIKER: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
GEORDI: You're full of it!
RIKER: Oh yeah?
GEORDI: Yeah!
RIKER: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
CAPTAIN'S LOG: NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
RIKER: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
CAPTAIN'S LOG: Riker created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
Picard: "I wish I knew how to quit you."
Darmok: Off screen, "Ahhh... Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra?"
This phrase of Tamarian origin is translated into most languages of the federation to mean; "That which is expected"
Caption Junkies, when the contest is late, at TrekBBS.
Riker: "If she starts breaking out into "O mio babbino caro", I'm ditching her here. Agreed?"
Worf: "Agreed."
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While Patrick Stewart garnered great praise for his work in Waiting for Godot with Ian McKellan, his one man show, Waiting for Leadhead was less successful.
Waiting for your camping buddy to come back from the latrine be like...
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Beverly: "Commander, there appears to be one casualty; the Borg ship fell on somebody."
Dick Riker: "Who? The Good Witch?"
Beverly: "No."
Riker: "The Bad Witch?"
Beverly: "No, Wesley."
Riker: "Oh. Carry on, doctor. Mr. Worf, you were saying something about something really boring?"
Riker: Mr Worf, there's a Borg somewhere on this planet. We must find him!
Picard: In retrospect, the Captain staying on the ship is a good idea.
Crusher: LEADHEAD! WHO WON THE CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leadhead: Not the best time...
Geordi: Why do women always give me a frosty reception?
Yar: So wait... there isn't really a starship called the Lollipop?
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