Hello everyone! New contest time!
First up to the plate, we have the "Instead of Shakespeare, use Monty Python to defeat the Ferengi" Award, going to jedman67 for:
Picard: " 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
Riker: "Deanna, I told you getting him those Monty Python DVD's was a bad idea!!"
Next, we have the "Casanova-Luc" Award, going to Finn for:
Picard: Beverly, this is Nella
Vash: Vash
Picard: ....Oh right, Vash
Next, we have the "But who are The Producers?" Award, going to Triskelion for:
Picard: I know we suck but you see we're doing a Springtime for HItler for the rent money.
Mrs Carmichael: Ooh, who's your Hitler?
Picard: No, you see, we're not actually doing Springtime, we're doing a Springtime -
Riker: A pajama-wearing inventor from France!
Mrs Carmichael: Ooh, I hate him already!
Next, we have the "Maybe we should blame it on Brexit..." Award, going to Leviathan for:
Data: Inquiry sir....you are riding through the English countryside in an English cap with an English accent. Are we ever going to address the whole French heritage thing?
Next, we have the "The Praetor got old" Award, going to Smellincoffee for:
Shinzon: They'll never tell the difference between the two of us, Picard. I can mimic you perfectly.
Picard: Say "croissant".
Shinzon: ..bollocks.
Our Photoshop Award, goes to Nerys Myk for:
PICARD: Dammit Q! Change everyone back, immediately!
Q: What's a matter, Jean-Luc? Not fond of being the Captain of a ship of fools?
The Award goes to The Laughing Vulcan for:
CMO's personal log: "After Jean-Luc's suggestion of a threesome this evening, I've rewritten the Hippocratic Oath to do no 'permanent' harm. Our esteemed Captain will be out of traction in a week, which coincidentally is when the ship's painkiller shortage will come to an end."
Our KBL goes to Mojochi for:
Picard: Rent? Oh... no... no...A Midsummer Night's Dream. We can't do musicals. Good God. Have you heard these people sing?
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
And now, presenting William T. Riker!
Enjoy!
First up to the plate, we have the "Instead of Shakespeare, use Monty Python to defeat the Ferengi" Award, going to jedman67 for:
Picard: " 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
Riker: "Deanna, I told you getting him those Monty Python DVD's was a bad idea!!"
Next, we have the "Casanova-Luc" Award, going to Finn for:
Picard: Beverly, this is Nella
Vash: Vash
Picard: ....Oh right, Vash
Next, we have the "But who are The Producers?" Award, going to Triskelion for:
Picard: I know we suck but you see we're doing a Springtime for HItler for the rent money.
Mrs Carmichael: Ooh, who's your Hitler?
Picard: No, you see, we're not actually doing Springtime, we're doing a Springtime -
Riker: A pajama-wearing inventor from France!
Mrs Carmichael: Ooh, I hate him already!
Next, we have the "Maybe we should blame it on Brexit..." Award, going to Leviathan for:
Data: Inquiry sir....you are riding through the English countryside in an English cap with an English accent. Are we ever going to address the whole French heritage thing?
Next, we have the "The Praetor got old" Award, going to Smellincoffee for:
Shinzon: They'll never tell the difference between the two of us, Picard. I can mimic you perfectly.
Picard: Say "croissant".
Shinzon: ..bollocks.
Our Photoshop Award, goes to Nerys Myk for:
PICARD: Dammit Q! Change everyone back, immediately!
Q: What's a matter, Jean-Luc? Not fond of being the Captain of a ship of fools?
The Award goes to The Laughing Vulcan for:
CMO's personal log: "After Jean-Luc's suggestion of a threesome this evening, I've rewritten the Hippocratic Oath to do no 'permanent' harm. Our esteemed Captain will be out of traction in a week, which coincidentally is when the ship's painkiller shortage will come to an end."
Our KBL goes to Mojochi for:
Picard: Rent? Oh... no... no...A Midsummer Night's Dream. We can't do musicals. Good God. Have you heard these people sing?
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
And now, presenting William T. Riker!
Enjoy!
