Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #478: All Together Now
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Counselor's Log: I kinda feel bad not telling them that we were on the holodeck the whole time. Q didn't transport us somewhere else, but I thought it was kind of fun seeing the boys in tights while being able to sense the thousand souls aboard the Enterprise. Thank goodness Reg wasn't involved. Just had some ice cream to burn off the guilt trip
Beverly: Damn your VISOR Geordi, no one would have known that was my fart if not for your infra-red sight!
Worf: No, trust me, we'd have known.
Data: I almost felt an emotion.
Troi: It sounded as close as a gas can get to being a liquid.
Picard: I can't even face you.
Agent Pierce: Those devices are going to send 20 000 volts into them right?
Worf: This is not 24. Though not a bad idea.
Q: This is really cheap plastic.
Picard: Can we help him?
Riker: No Sir, there's no known cure for Scarlet Fever.
Stewart: Trust me Mr Director, this is the view the housewives at home want.
Picard: ``Doctor, we were with you when you said there used to be a thousand people on this ship and most of them are missing. But really, why would our conference room ever even have four tables?''
Worf: ``You all see the pachirisu too, don't you? It's not just me this time?''
Picard: ``I don't know, I just ... feel like somebody's watching me.''
Picard: ``Just a moment, Mister Worf. These new script pages say we're ditching the Robin Hood thing for ... ... Alexander Hamilton? Really?''
Picard: ``I don't know, I just ... feel like I'm watching somebody.''
Picard: No, no.
I don't think you've all quite got the hang of "Musical Chairs" yet.
Worf: If ONE more wandering minstrel asks if we are going to Scarborough Fair - I WILL DISEMBOWEL HIM WITH HIS OWN MANDOLIN!
Data: Technically, that would be a chordophone. A chordophone.
Picard: Check it out. Green sleeves.
Data: Lucky for me I spent all those hours with Doctor Crusher's Jazz-Hands-O-Tron.
Geordi: And now let's watch the video of Wesley alone in his room with Robin Lefler.
Beverly: Should I leave before all the sex starts?
All: <laugh>
Beverly: Just yankin' your chain!
Geordi:[/B] And now let's watch the video of Wesley alone in his room with Robin Lefler.
Beverly: Should I leave before all the sex starts?
All: <laugh>
Beverly: Just yankin' your chain!
Picard: "LOL, I know, right? Wesley having sex? LOL."
Worf: Banging this against Q's head would be much more satisfying.
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